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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

Politically Incorrect McCain Commercials You Never Saw This commercial has Obama at a high school student council meeting, and he's hollering trying to get Biden and the other members to pay attention to him. Finally, he gets fed up and goes down to the principals office bawling. A Ted Kennedy lookalike tells him "You're not even in the senior class, we just ran you to seal up the African American vote. Now shut up, and let me get back to running this school."

This one shows Neville Chamberlain smiling and waving the famous "peace in our time treaty," then shows the blitzkrieg into Poland. Next, it shows Jimmy Carter smiling and waving, then shows the hostages blindfolded in the Iranian embassy. After that, it shows Clinton smiling and waving, then withdrawing from Somalia, then the planes going into the towers on 9/11. Finally, it shows Obama smiling and waving, with a big "What's Next??" as the last image.

This commercial is called the "grandpa commercial." We have an Obama lookalike dress up as an old man with gray hair. He picks up the grandkid and takes him to the park. As they are walking to the park, he's smiling and greeting everyone. The little kid ask him why everyone in the neighborhood likes him, and he says "because I never complain, and never call the cops when I see illegal activities. I just let everyone do whatever they want."

When they get to the park, his grandkid begins to play with a few illegal alien kids that don't speak English. His grandkid ask him "why don't they speak English Grandpa?" Obama says, "because the democrats would have lost votes if we expected them to speak our language. The only way to defeat the republicans is to give everyone want they want. If we say no to any one group, we can't win."

His grandkid ask him, "well why is it so important to defeat the republicans Grandpa?" Obama says "because the democrats will let you do whatever you want with no moral or religious guidelines. They also hand out free money to people with no expectations of self initiative and no questions asked. Democrats are just nice people. Now quit asking me so many childish questions."

As they are heading home, they stop at the bicycle shop to purchase a bike, walmart to pick up a boombox, and a shoe store to purchase some $500 tennis shoes, and put it all on his credit card. The grandkid ask him how he can afford all of this, and he says "I can't, but I'm not going to be around long enough to pay for it anyway, all I have to do is make the monthly payments.

Someone else will have to pay for it, not me. Isn't this a great country?"