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Missokyst -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 6:10:18 PM)

It was nectar!  *swallows to keep from puking*  All doms exude delicious tastes and wonderful aroma's  Don't they?  That's what my husband told me when he held my head under the blankets.  Wasn't the disorientation afterward a result of his powerful manliness?

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

/Struts into thread/
/Exudes testosterone in front of adoring subbies/
/Struts out again/



OMG! I can almost smell the testosterone from here! I really can!

Erm...never mind, I'm mistaken...it was really one of the neighborhood skunks spraying outside.  



Jeffff -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 6:18:31 PM)

My super domly senses (yes submissives, Doms are indeed more sensitive than you) are detecting a lack of sincerity here


Jeffwey



UniqueRaven -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 6:22:11 PM)

Oh Master Jeffff, we're all ever so devoted to you......[;)]  Did you bring a rock?

*edited because i'm a goober who forgot the link



SweetPoosy -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 6:27:20 PM)

 

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Oh Master Jeffff, we're all ever so devoted to you......[;)]  Did you bring a rock?



*Hacks up a furball in the corner*



Level -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 6:43:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

Are doms allowed to shiver?
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

This might be the creepiest thread I have ever seen..........



Jeff

(shivers)



Missokyst, he is a dom remember, he can do anything he wants ....hands you the subbie manual - page 20943, paragraph 24 [:)]



*shows wanders the Dom manuel - one page that says:

Rule 1: What the dom says, goes.

Rule 2: any disputes, refer back to Rule 1.

Much lighter to lug around.



wandersalone -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:12:37 PM)

And that my dear Level is why you are the dom.... you haz the brains [;)]



afterforever -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:17:21 PM)

They want our brains now too?

*runs from the zombie-Doms*



AquaticSub -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:18:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level
*shows wanders the Dom manuel - one page that says:

Rule 1: What the dom says, goes.

Rule 2: any disputes, refer back to Rule 1.

Much lighter to lug around.



Lucky bastard. My sub manual is more like the encyclopedia.



UniqueRaven -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:19:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
*shows wanders the Dom manuel - one page that says:

Rule 1: What the dom says, goes.

Rule 2: any disputes, refer back to Rule 1.

Much lighter to lug around.



Lucky bastard. My sub manual is more like the encyclopedia.


Seriously.  With the index, mine comes to about 26 volumes.



UniqueRaven -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:20:52 PM)

Oh Gosh, it's after 9 o'clock - am i late for the raping and pillaging? 

*downcast eyes as she anticipates punishment*

hee hee



Jeffff -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:25:07 PM)

You missed it. As a Dom, my time is very valuable. I am hungry now. I want.... pork chops!  or pasta, but I want fresh pasta!...angel hair, with a light marinara sauce!

Well? what are you waiting for!



Jeff



hopelessfool -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:26:27 PM)

-runs in quickly getting Master Jeff both his pasta, and his pork chops, and  offers herself as a table for him to eat off of-



Missokyst -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:30:55 PM)

 
I think that is the Dom version.  The sub version is volumes long.  How else will we know how do make you fellas look good?
Oh oh.. should I have pointed that out?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
*shows wanders the Dom manuel - one page that says:

Rule 1: What the dom says, goes.

Rule 2: any disputes, refer back to Rule 1.

Much lighter to lug around.




Jeffff -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:37:02 PM)

Miss? you probably should have kept that one to yourself...;)



Jeff



Level -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:40:59 PM)

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wanders wrote:

And that my dear Level is why you are the dom.... you haz the brains


[X(] thankee, pretty lady.

*double checks for hidden sarcasm*

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afterforever wrote:

They want our brains now too?

*runs from the zombie-Doms*


[image]http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/zombie%20humor.jpg[/image]

[:D]




Level -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:43:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: Level
*shows wanders the Dom manuel - one page that says:

Rule 1: What the dom says, goes.

Rule 2: any disputes, refer back to Rule 1.

Much lighter to lug around.



Lucky bastard. My sub manual is more like the encyclopedia.


Seriously.  With the index, mine comes to about 26 volumes.



Being studious is good for subbly wimmins! Poetry falls under that category...

*clears throat*

"...there once was a dom from Nantucket...."



Level -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:47:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

 
I think that is the Dom version.  The sub version is volumes long.  How else will we know how do make you fellas look good?
Oh oh.. should I have pointed that out?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
*shows wanders the Dom manuel - one page that says:

Rule 1: What the dom says, goes.

Rule 2: any disputes, refer back to Rule 1.

Much lighter to lug around.




Why you wanna be hurtful? Hah? Why?



sirsholly -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:51:33 PM)

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All doms exude delicious tastes and wonderful aroma's Don't they?


only if you feed them pineapple



sirsholly -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 7:59:05 PM)

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The sub version is volumes long. How else will we know how do make you fellas look good?


Damnit...i must have skipped that chapter...phooey[>:]



heartcream -> RE: for shits and giggles (1/2/2010 8:01:46 PM)

Thank Y/you for letting me enter the chambers of pleasing Y/ou, doing Y/your bidding kind community. My password is fairyface.

I am sorry for speaking please forgive me.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, is starting now. The Interviews one of the transvestites says it is normal to have breasts and a penis.

Is that Guy Pearce in it? Oooh noice. I mean, um, can I make you a frozen pizza or a muffin?



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