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EbonyWood -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 4:08:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

Still waiting for a masochist to post that they loved their date from hell.


I am waiting until we meet to post that sweetie [;)]





Hey!
 
I just saw this. I must reattach Wander's snark alarm to her ankle - I never got the signal.
 
Now, wanders, you know if I thought you were a maso then I would DELIBERATELY make it the date from hell.
 
You WOULDN'T be ordered not to wear panties.
 
You WOULDN'T be told to meet me in the bathroom.
 
You WOULDN'T be ordered to drop your napkin repeatedly.
 
You WOULDN'T be the dessert.
 
You WOULDN'T be paying for your meal later on your knees with your wrists cuffed behind you.
 
I'm just too considerate to put you through that.



wandersalone -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 7:58:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

Hey!
 
I just saw this. I must reattach Wander's snark alarm to her ankle - I never got the signal.
 
Now, wanders, you know if I thought you were a maso then I would DELIBERATELY make it the date from hell.
 
You WOULDN'T be ordered not to wear panties.
 
You WOULDN'T be told to meet me in the bathroom.
 
You WOULDN'T be ordered to drop your napkin repeatedly.
 
You WOULDN'T be the dessert.
 
You WOULDN'T be paying for your meal later on your knees with your wrists cuffed behind you.
 
I'm just too considerate to put you through that.


buggar Look at all the things I now never will have got not told to not do [:(]



pahunkboy -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 8:26:42 PM)

lets go shopping at the huge discount husband outlet.



heartcream -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 8:47:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

Still waiting for a masochist to post that they loved their date from hell.


I am waiting until we meet to post that sweetie [;)]





Hey!
 
I just saw this. I must reattach Wander's snark alarm to her ankle - I never got the signal.
 
Now, wanders, you know if I thought you were a maso then I would DELIBERATELY make it the date from hell.
 
You WOULDN'T be ordered not to wear panties.
 
You WOULDN'T be told to meet me in the bathroom.
 
You WOULDN'T be ordered to drop your napkin repeatedly.
 
You WOULDN'T be the dessert.
 
You WOULDN'T be paying for your meal later on your knees with your wrists cuffed behind you.
 
I'm just too considerate to put you through that.



Then what would happen on your date with wanders, EW? Please advise. [:D]



wandersalone -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 9:05:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: heartcream
Then what would happen on your date with wanders, EW? Please advise. [:D]


Oh I am sure I can answer that Heartcream

EW would be 37 minutes late to the McDonalds that he had invited me to where he would exclaim in surprise that he left his wallet at home and only has $3.79 in change so I would have to buy my own happy meal.  After the meal he would be picking meat out of his teeth with his grease-filled fingernails in between telling me about how all of the women he has dated before were evil bitches who unfairly accused him of sleeping around (EW - "hey it was only one time before I was caught, how can that be sleeping around").  As we get up to leave he hitches up his torn baggy trakky daks which keep slipping down his thighs as the elastic has gone in them, puts his arm around me allowing me to get a full whiff of his un-showered self and attempts to go the grope.  I politely extricate myself from his grasp and in an oh so subby way bid him adieu.

and the rest as they say is history [:)]


I take it I now never will get invited for dinner by you huh EW?



EbonyWood -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 9:15:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: heartcream
Then what would happen on your date with wanders, EW? Please advise. [:D]


Oh I am sure I can answer that Heartcream

EW would be 37 minutes late to the McDonalds that he had invited me to where he would exclaim in surprise that he left his wallet at home and only has $3.79 in change so I would have to buy my own happy meal.  After the meal he would be picking meat out of his teeth with his grease-filled fingernails in between telling me about how all of the women he has dated before were evil bitches who unfairly accused him of sleeping around (EW - "hey it was only one time before I was caught, how can that be sleeping around").  As we get up to leave he hitches up his torn baggy trakky daks which keep slipping down his thighs as the elastic has gone in them, puts his arm around me allowing me to get a full whiff of his un-showered self and attempts to go the grope.  I politely extricate myself from his grasp and in an oh so subby way bid him adieu.

and the rest as they say is history [:)]


I take it I now never will get invited for dinner by you huh EW?



You have never in your life been so wrong until your last line.
 
And just when I was planning a surprise for you.
 
Puts candles, champagne, ice, blindfold and cuffs away....sigh.



wandersalone -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 9:33:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

You have never in your life been so wrong until your last line.
 
And just when I was planning a surprise for you.
 
Puts candles, champagne, ice, blindfold and cuffs away....sigh.


omfg my computer was hacked!!!  Mods, Mods, can someone help me, my computer was hacked and they have been posting messages on my behalf.

Oh EW.... well hi [:)] <-- sweet subby smile

My computer was hacked by someone because you know I would never write anything like that about you ..... don't make me remind you about the nice thread I started all about you that time [:)] <--- sweet subby smile



tsatske -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 9:34:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood
Still waiting for a masochist to post that they loved their date from hell.


Okay, that's irresistable, I'll bite.
My dear grandparents who raised me were the real ones who suffered in this date from hell. My very first date, I was - uhm - about 4 years younger than in mentionable here -
and I can still remeber his first name.
Robert was in his mid thirties
he had hair down to the small of his back, 84 tattoes, (he told me), and was a very honest and upfront young man, happily admiting to my grandparents, as he sat at their kitchen table over a cup of coffee waiting for me to finish getting dressed, that he had been out of prison for less than 8 hours.
I had a perfectly fine date. Went parking down by the river. Found out he had a tattoo that said 'make me grow' - well, anyway, it said that, after you followed the directions. good time had by me, him, and our mutual friend that introduced us.
My grandparents never complained about ANY later date I brought home.

did I mention i've always been kind of a slut?



heartcream -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 9:43:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

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ORIGINAL: heartcream
Then what would happen on your date with wanders, EW? Please advise. [:D]


Oh I am sure I can answer that Heartcream

EW would be 37 minutes late to the McDonalds that he had invited me to where he would exclaim in surprise that he left his wallet at home and only has $3.79 in change so I would have to buy my own happy meal.  After the meal he would be picking meat out of his teeth with his grease-filled fingernails in between telling me about how all of the women he has dated before were evil bitches who unfairly accused him of sleeping around (EW - "hey it was only one time before I was caught, how can that be sleeping around").  As we get up to leave he hitches up his torn baggy trakky daks which keep slipping down his thighs as the elastic has gone in them, puts his arm around me allowing me to get a full whiff of his un-showered self and attempts to go the grope.  I politely extricate myself from his grasp and in an oh so subby way bid him adieu.

and the rest as they say is history [:)]


I take it I now never will get invited for dinner by you huh EW?


Does that mean you wouldnt have done him some kinda way in his car before the adieu? Those baggy pants create nice silhouettes, boing, boing, how could you refuse? Oh EW add another to your pile o evil beyats...[;)]

EW tellll us, what would you have done if that evil troll hadnt taken over wanders computer and hacked an answer she had zero to do with?



EbonyWood -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 9:58:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: heartcream

EW tellll us, what would you have done if that evil troll hadnt taken over wanders computer and hacked an answer she had zero to do with?


She would have got the date described above with all the Wouldn'ts becoming Woulds, plus a little extra trouble thrown in for good measure because she's been such a bad little bitch..er subbie.
 
What that consisted of shouldn't be posted here where it can be seen by such innocent eyes.
 
Let's just say there is more than one reason why you can't get out of bed in the morning.
 
Pity about the evil troll huh.



wandersalone -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 10:08:43 PM)

I would post but I am too busy sobbing [:(]


And my apologies to the OP for being all silly ... I actually haven't ever ditched a date early, I just sit through the meal or coffee, try to chew much faster than I my usual snails pace and then say my goodbyes [:)]  (though there have been times when I have wished I would be struck by lightening to escape)



KMsAngel -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/3/2010 11:28:43 PM)

oh hey, i just realised, i've been out for dinner with wanders, and she didn't leave early either!! EW, she's vy nice, she makes one feel tall, and she gives very nice hugs. and i'm a hug whore, so i know.

please give her another chance. tell you what, i'll even come along to make sure she behaves!

*for the price of a hug, that is*



SweetPoosy -> RE: What lengths have you gone to, to get out of a date from hell? (1/4/2010 7:50:26 AM)

Wanders, it's OK, I quite enjoyed the exchange...almost makes me wish I hadn't gone off and gotten married to a jealous man...I live close enough to EW to see what he's REALLY do on a date!



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