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theroebabe -> Signature Lines (9/5/2004 1:11:19 PM)
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Signature Lines
Author:Unknown
Violet wands. They're everywhere you expect them to be. --Visa
They're always after me lil red ass. --Lucky Charms
Don't beat subs without it. --American Express
You can hear the wax drop. --Sprint
Thud Thud Sting Sting Oh what sweet pain You bring! -AlkaSeltzer
What would you do for a spreader bar? --Klondike
Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don't. --Mounds & Almond Joy
P-A-D-D-L-E-S, paddles leave the very best...bruises. --Nestle
Get a piece of the crop. --Prudential
BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! --Pepsi-Cola
Bottoms. They take a licking and keep on ticking. -Timex
This world's no fun. In my world, there are people in chains and you can
ride around on them like ponies... Come beat the softer side of rears -Sears
Roebuck-
It's a feel thing -CocaCola-
An ass is a terrible thing to waste. -NAACP-
Just what the Domme ordered -Dr. Pepper-
(close in on 3 frogs in a pond, dressed in leather teddies): S.....and.....M
-Budweiser-
Smacks great. Less stinging. -Bud Lite-
Subspace Inside -Intel-
Imagine yourself down on your knees. -Mercury-
Gimme an ache, gimme an ache... -KitKat-
Know what comes between me and that paddle? Nothing -Calvin Klein-
Where's the cuffs? -Wendy's-
I don't want to hold back, I'm a Toys "R" Us Dom... -Toys 'R' Us-
You deserve a spank today -McDonald's-
He likes it. He likes it. Hey SAMmy -Life Cereal-
This is not your father's S+M -Oldsmobile-
Subs. Built damn tough. -Chrysler Plymouth Dodge-
Home of the flogger -Burger King-
The more you kneel, the more you feel -National Education Council-
It does a body good. -National Dairy Council-
(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same
person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a
scene. Any questions? --Anti-Drug Foundation
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Reality is for people who don't understand ~sub space~
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