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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/3/2010 9:48:25 PM   
pahunkboy


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Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. /snip


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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/3/2010 11:00:27 PM   
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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/3/2010 11:28:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG another one of these silly fuckers that thinks you can play the game from one possition and still think you aint a player., If you thow a ball for some body to catch you are a ball player, if you volentarily stick your cock in a guys mouth you are gay , if you hold a guy down while you stick your cock in some guys ass hole you are gay.
As for this bullshit about doing all he can to stop guys from sucking his cock... DUH ... try telling any of these guys NO! It works quite well if said out loud.

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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/3/2010 11:32:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		You obviously havent been here long enough to know the O.P. He's joking. Check his profile. He freely admits he is gay.

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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/3/2010 11:35:14 PM   
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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/3/2010 11:36:38 PM   
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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/4/2010 12:18:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I finally read the whole think thank you for "The Onion" link. That was hilarious. But you confused a few people cause you posted the link so far down the page.


The Onion is well known satire.

:-)

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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/4/2010 12:40:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I finally read the whole think thank you for "The Onion" link. That was hilarious. But you confused a few people cause you posted the link so far down the page.


The Onion is well known satire.

:-)


I know, but people took you as the writer and took it seriously.

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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/4/2010 1:11:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I finally read the whole think thank you for "The Onion" link. That was hilarious. But you confused a few people cause you posted the link so far down the page.


The Onion is well known satire.

:-)


I know, but people took you as the writer and took it seriously.


I am sorry.

That was not my intention.

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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/4/2010 3:56:23 AM   
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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/4/2010 6:45:37 AM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/4/2010 9:52:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, some of us have the same problem with Women. Normally a blow job is good just about anytime but there are always exceptions. When they start popping their head out the garbage disposal while you are cooking dinner that could be a problem. If they take to hiding in your glove box and fellating you when you are driving at night that could be a problem. During the day maybe but not at night. And if they pop out of your golf bag when you are trying to make the final putt on a par four, they just gotta go.

I don't care how good the cocksucker is, sometimes you just have to say no. For example if Mom comes over, you might want to stash him/her in the clothes hamper for easy and discreet access in the bathroom. If you're on the way to a business luncheon you might want to lock the glove box. (especially at night)

Another simple matter of common sense. And even if you're not much into bondage, restraints come in handy for safe and secure positioning for easy access.

Just my two cents.

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RE: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? - 1/7/2010 2:36:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NormalOutside

Lol pahunk, your nuts.

(are in guys' mouths a lot)





hell

arious

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