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By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 10:14:07 AM   
Prinsexx


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Here's an update:
(Thankyou Armchair Dom...You know who you are)
ARMCHAIR DOM (Britsh Model) SHE looks for HIM. He's not looking (not at porn, or the latest picture of your arsehole) but FINDS HER and protects her even without leaving the comfort of his own armchair. Finds and protects HER and then tells everyone over and over again in the same monotone. Threatens to slap you with his carpet slippers if you tell anyone what a boring old fart he really is. (If he can fnd them: short-sighted from reading Wordsworth on Domination he can't even see them on the end of his own feet).

THE "BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER" VASTLY EXPERIENCED DOM looking for lesser beings, on whom to bestow virtually limitless wealth of BDSM knowledge. The 'submit your application and find out if you have sufficient intellect and wisdom, to be considered for such an important position' profile approach.

THE DUNGEON MASTER SUPREMELY SADISTIC DOM PROFILE seeking caged slave, taken out only to be used for sadistic pleasure. The 'Your tears will only make me laugh' approach. Please only "real" pain sluts need apply.

THE ESOTERIC MYSTICAL NEW AGE DOM PROFILE Explore the wonders of the cosmos with him, through a metaphysical application of the Dom/sub dynamic Please only financially solvent subs and slaves apply, as the pursuit of material wealth, is eshewed in favour of a metaphysical calling.

THE EXCRUCIATINGLY WEALTHY POWER DOM PROFILE Stunningly wealthy Dom seeking additions to his ever growing stable of subs and slaves. Even subs will have servants, just to help you serve his needs. You should be young, slim, attractive and brandable as appearances are very important in his world and you will be displayed as a trophy.

THE KING DOM PROFILE Kneel when you read this bitch. You will obey! recognise a real Master when you are in His presence, or even when you are not. Even though you are unworthy of attention, he is currently taking applications from worthless sluts and only real ass licking sluts should apply. THE KNOW ALL, NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING UBER DOM PROFILE Some may think of him as pedantic overbearing know it all, and may warn him to leave the Forum or Moderte his posts but this doesn't concern him as he never actually paid attention to any other opinion than his own. Don't waste time applying.

THE SENSITIVE UNDERSTANDING GUY DOM PROFILE Looking for a submissive life partner who will reward and understand sensitivity with loyalty and commitment. Wants to dominate you on a partnership basis, although there is democracy within the dynamic and if you tend to fall in love please contact him. WHITE KNIGHT CELTIC LORD: where he goes you will follow, he is the Alpha and you arethe Omega. Looking for The One. He is polyamorous but you must be single and hopefully a virgin. Apply if you need to be saved.

THE BARBARIAN DOM Will believe his lady should be captured, cherished, ravished, used to calm his sadistic barbarian urges, moderate his barbarian qualities with love and devotion, and even spend time grunting. He will grunt back that he is alone but is likely to have a secret stash of other slaves hidden in the back of the cave. Apply by sneaking into his cave before nightfall and making tribal pictures on the walls in bodily fluids. That will ensure he follows your trail at daybreak. (With thanks to the Cowboy)


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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 10:19:54 AM   
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Brilliant post, Prin. I think I'm going to gather a specimen of all these and make my own hybrid 

Happy New Year sweetie

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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 11:03:47 AM   
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LOVELY! But what about the slovenly pig to whom nothing applies, yet everything applies to mindless fools who just can't help but apply to make his every whim and wish her top priority? Oh wait, maybe that one was handled under the Men/man category.

Truly a wonderful read. Thank you for sharing.


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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 4:28:12 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyChallene

LOVELY! But what about the slovenly pig to whom nothing applies, yet everything applies to mindless fools who just can't help but apply to make his every whim and wish her top priority? Oh wait, maybe that one was handled under the Men/man category.

Truly a wonderful read. Thank you for sharing.


Lady Challene

The southern fried pig Dom?
Would that title work?


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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 4:50:00 PM   
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I loved it ! ... Got any more ???

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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 4:59:51 PM   
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What zeph said.  Lovely post, Prin!

*waits for the new hybrids*

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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/4/2010 10:59:12 PM   
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Hm...I kinda fit a couple of those categories...

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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/5/2010 5:36:58 AM   
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Ima gonna win the lottery so I can be one of those Wealthy Power Doms LOL

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RE: By popular request: the Doms - 1/5/2010 9:33:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy

I loved it ! ... Got any more ???

Pirate

I will have once I've fucked off yet another wanker....good for creativity though.
And welcome back...
I love your wife toooo. xxx


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