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fluffypet61 -> Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 2:57:07 PM)
This was posted on my support group today - "Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will vary in cost, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

EbonyWood -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 3:03:04 PM)
Plus, you will get your nipples played with more frequently.

fluffypet61 -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 3:10:19 PM)
So what songs should we load in to it? Here's a good one to start with - Mama's Got A Squeeze Box - The Who

ShaharThorne -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 3:10:29 PM)
Can the iTit stand up to drooling?

sappatoti -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 4:09:24 PM)
Who's drool? Yours or the one twiddling with your ni... er, controls?

EbonyWood -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 4:12:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fluffypet61 So what songs should we load in to it? (The Hills are alive with) The Sound Of Music.

thornhappy -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 4:59:13 PM)
Does it come in stereo?

mnottertail -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 5:04:32 PM)
so with a bluetooth hookup they could be beaten, and you could phone it in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w Can you imagine that coming out of a magnificent set of MacGuffies as you unravel them from their boob keepers?

fluffypet61 -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 5:51:00 PM)
Thanks for the visual, Ron.

mnottertail -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 5:53:06 PM)
hey, its what I do, its who I am. Purveyor of fine earworms and unforgettable visuals since 1954. Ron

LadyChallene -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 6:12:07 PM)
To one and all, here are My [sm=2cents.gif] worth of suggestions .... Load in: Queen - You're my breast friend. Beach Boys - Good vibrations. "Peaches" and Herb - Shake your groove thing. KC and the Sunshine Band - Shake your booty. Creme - I feel free Perhaps anything from either The Hooters or Hootie and the Blowfish ... If it does come in stereo, how far 'behind' is the sub-woofer in the ass for that true bass quality or the new and industrial strength 'tweeter' installed in the front? .... [sm=horse.gif] What a wonderful group effort! Challene

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 7:01:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fluffypet61 So what songs should we load in to it? The definitive song..... I Like Big Tits - Joe Walsh

fluffypet61 -> RE: Apple does it again! (1/4/2010 7:56:58 PM)
How about - The Breast Is Yet to Come - Frank Sinatra

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