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sirsholly -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:41:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tosted

i recently discovered that there are a cum load of fake profiles. manly from other country's. i have learned that they say there from the us when there not. if you think that is bad check this out some say there female when they are men. i also should add there using a translator very poorly. look for words that are out of place.


sigh...




SweetPoosy -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:41:52 PM)

All of this kissy-wissy    [sm=couple.gif]stuff is just turning my stomach! How 'bout some good ol' whips and chains? [sm=crop.gif]




rockspider -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:42:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tosted

i recently discovered that there are a cum load of fake profiles. manly from other country's. i have learned that they say there from the us when there not. if you think that is bad check this out some say there female when they are men. i also should add there using a translator very poorly. look for words that are out of place.

Gaaaab [sm=sucks.jpg]




GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:45:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


I don't know how big a problem this is....since that's really only about a half-teaspoon

Unless each sperm represented one profile..then even at a low count it would be high..
but then if the said representational load is from a man with a V then it is
again without that variable(s)
 
 
GM




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:46:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

[:'(] Ewww! It's getting gross in here!


So take off all your clothes.

Yeah I know that song but I don't remember the lyrics going like that. Memory is a strange thing.





zephyroftheNorth -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:47:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

All of this kissy-wissy    [sm=couple.gif]stuff is just turning my stomach! How 'bout some good ol' whips and chains? [sm=crop.gif]


Tonight, Poosy, tonight *winks*




GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:48:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

show me your cock

You can see mine..hunk..!
 but not as a main pic..( to which I have proceeded to whine about on another thread)
IT WAS TAKEN OFF after 10 hrs..but it is a 2ndary pic
 
GM




GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:50:53 PM)

hello emmie




SweetPoosy -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:51:08 PM)

Thanks Zeph! I was getting worried there for a moment...what with Jeffff being all almost-normal and stuff.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 12:57:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Thanks Zeph! I was getting worried there for a moment...what with Jeffff being all almost-normal and stuff.


Yeah I saw that and sprang into action. Just call me super slave. However my work here is done, onwards and upwards!




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:36:39 PM)

OK... I have a question

how come a cock shot is allowed BUT a picture of me riding my motorcycle isn't ??
could'nt be because I had the "finger" up ?? NAAAHHHH
that would be sooooo hypocritcal....




sunshinemiss -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:37:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

quote:

ORIGINAL: tosted

i recently discovered that there are a cum load of fake profiles. manly from other country's. i have learned that they say there from the us when there not. if you think that is bad check this out some say there female when they are men. i also should add there using a translator very poorly. look for words that are out of place.



I don't know how big a problem this is....since that's really only about a half-teaspoon


I was gonna check my measuring cups!!! ROFL!!!




sunshinemiss -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:45:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CarrieO

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ORIGINAL: tosted

I recently discovered that there are a cum load of fake profiles (Join these two.  They are two clauses of the same sentence) mainly from other countries.  (TWO, not one, spaces after the end of a sentence.)  I have learned that they say they're from the U.S. when they're not.  (Capitalize beginnings of sentences, please).  If you think that is bad, (comma required - if clause) check this out (Interjections will often have an exclamation point.  In this case, a period is fine.  However, you did forget to end the sentence.  You have a run on sentence.)Some say they're female when they are men. I also should add (it would be better if you added the word "that"  -  not NECESSARY, but it would flow better) they're using a translator very poorly.  Look for words that are out of place.


You mean like "manly" instead of mainly or "there" instead of they're?   [8|]




I tried to stop myself.  I swear I did.  Poor grammar is a sign of using a translator very poorly as you have noted above.

Thank you for the chuckle.  I miss the old Ultimate Collar Me Question, don't you?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:49:01 PM)

Psssst Sunny? The "y" in countries needs to come out.

Eta: oh and it should be "IS a cum load of......" not "ARE a cum load" as cum load is singular not plural.

Damn this is addictive.




stella41b -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:51:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tosted

i recently discovered that there are a cum load of fake profiles. manly from other country's. i have learned that they say there from the us when there not. if you think that is bad check this out some say there female when they are men. i also should add there using a translator very poorly. look for words that are out of place.


No, you don't say? You mean there's people here on this site pretending to be American?




Jeffff -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:52:53 PM)

That's harsh.


:)

Jeff




EbonyWood -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 2:59:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tosted

i recently discovered that there are a cum load of fake profiles. manly from other country's.


Yep, cum is kinda manly, thats the whole idea.
 
As for other countries, please use a cryogenically sealed hygenic container for delivery.
 
 
 
 
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mnottertail -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 3:01:33 PM)

I still marvel that someone can't spell toasted in the age of the internet...they will give you fuckin' hints man.

Ron




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 3:03:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: CarrieO

quote:

ORIGINAL: tosted

I recently discovered that there is a cum load of fake profiles (Join these two.  They are two clauses of the same sentence) mainly from other countryies.  (TWO, not one, spaces after the end of a sentence.)  I have learned that they say they're from the U.S. when they're not.  (Capitalize beginnings of sentences, please).  If you think that is bad, (comma required - if clause) check this out (Interjections will often have an exclamation point.  In this case, a period is fine.  However, you did forget to end the sentence.  You have a run on sentence.)Some say they're female when they are men. I also should add (it would be better if you added the word "that"  -  not NECESSARY, but it would flow better) they're using a translator very poorly.  Look for words that are out of place.


You mean like "manly" instead of mainly or "there" instead of they're?   [8|]




I tried to stop myself.  I swear I did.  Poor grammar is a sign of using a translator very poorly as you have noted above.

Thank you for the chuckle.  I miss the old Ultimate Collar Me Question, don't you?





Jeffff -> RE: fake profiles! (1/5/2010 3:06:32 PM)

With all this hoopla, I feel the need to come forward..... cum forward too, but I digress.


This avatar, is not my real picture.

I would like to apolgize for any confusion this has caused.


Jeff




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