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AquaticSub -> Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 5:42:50 AM)

Ok we've all heard the jokes. So spill... what variation of the doing it joke applies to you?

As for me, I once proudly wore a shirt that said "Techies do it in the dark" from my theatre tech days.



Ladynslave -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 6:00:37 AM)

While I bought a sticker for my aunt that said, "Triathletes do it 3 times better, " all I have considered for myself is a tank top that said, "No, they won't answer back."



UniqueRaven -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 6:42:11 AM)

When i was 12, i went through a phase when i wanted to be a pilot when i grew up.

My Mom let me buy a nightshirt that said "Pilots do it higher" on it.  i had zero clue of the concept it was suggesting - i thought it was just saying pilots like to fly.

i wore that nightshirt for YEARS - literally until it wore out.  It was my total favorite.

As an adult, when i realized what it was saying, i was sooooo embarrassed and wondered why on earth my mother would let me buy such a thing - without even telling me what it REALLY meant.  Of course, my mother never talked to me about sex either - not once, zilch, nada.

Yeah, ask me how much that therapy cost, ha ha!



SweetDommes -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 6:44:16 AM)

We got in trouble in high school because the softball team all bought ones that said "softball players do it in the dirt" Someone else had one for band, but I can't remember what it was LOL



Aileen1968 -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 6:53:41 AM)

I have a tank top that has a picture of a martini on it with two olives and the caption says "I like it dirty".
It's my favorite top in the summers. And the winters.



Aileen1968 -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 6:58:05 AM)

A former bosses little old mother had a fondness for a particular t shirt that she used to wear all of the time when she came in to visit. It said "It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean" Her son was in the Navy and she thought it was somehow supportive of him. She never knew the double meaning. We used to roll around laughing after she left because of the juxtaposition of who she was and what the shirt meant. No one ever had the heart to tell her.



Mercnbeth -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 7:07:47 AM)

beth's Folsom Street tee.



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MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 7:32:50 AM)

I got Sweets a bumper sticker after His court Hearing where He was put on probation and all that said "Honor Student. Yes your Honor. No Your Honor."

I want the tee shirt that says "I Beat Anorexia!" You know... Since I'm 5'3 and about 215lbs. :-D

Sweets has the tee shirts that say "I <3 BJs", "The Only Job I need, Is A Blow Job", and one that says "PP I see you noticed my big PP"



Lashra -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 7:34:52 AM)

LOL Oh my, my boy saw beth's tshirt and now he is whining because he wants one too. [8D]

~Lashra



Mercnbeth -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 8:36:10 AM)

We got that at 'David & Goliath' on Carnaby Street while in London with our fantastic tour guides Darcy & .thedark. beth did a lot of 'customization'. You can see the shoulder beading, the back was razor cut & tied. It looks great! Had a lot of people wanting to get it, but its not on their website.

Sorry the picture is so big - I'm computer photo formating challenged!



Mercnbeth -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 8:37:54 AM)

2nd try at pic

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favesclava -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 9:38:06 AM)

i so want that top!!!!!! and shorts , and , and the stockings too.
i used to own a black tee that said "outlaws do it on the run"
i used to hang with the wrong crowd. LOL



AquaticSub -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 2:09:15 PM)

~Fast Reply~

That shirt is just awesome Merc!

Given my affinity for both high heels and martial arts, I think I need shirts that say "Divas do it in heels" or "Martial artists do it harder". Or some more clever twist on that. [:)]



afterforever -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 2:10:52 PM)

Some of the guys from my old rowing team got shirts saying "Rowers do it wet and backwards".



AquaticSub -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 2:38:10 PM)

That's adorable. I'm about to go get on the Wii Fit. Maybe there should be one that says "Wii players do it with white sticks"?

Edited to add: "Wii do it without wires". [:D]



afterforever -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 3:20:22 PM)

Wii players do it standing up?



thornhappy -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 9:02:55 PM)

Hams do it with Frequency!

(then there was the "Hams Have Bigger Erections With Lunar Modular Towers" bumper sticker.  good for pissing off the neighbors.)



UniqueRaven -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 9:24:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

I want the tee shirt that says "I Beat Anorexia!" You know... Since I'm 5'3 and about 215lbs. :-D



This one?




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AquaticSub -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/6/2010 11:32:08 PM)

Painters do it colorfully!



favesclava -> RE: Who does it better and where! (1/9/2010 1:50:50 PM)

my favorite t shirt site Cafe Press has tons and tons of slut t shirts including one with a girls shadow that says sluts are people too.



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