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sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/14/2010 1:26:03 PM)
... You are a pain in the ass for reminding me of something I said I was going to do waaaaay baaaack when. I truly despise you for having a working memory.

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/18/2010 8:54:07 AM)
... After all the help you were looking for was given to you, it's not good enough. Now all you're looking for is to inflame those that tried to offer help (even if some of it was presented to you in the same manner and fashion that you present yourself to others). If this place is not what you thought it was, please save yourself the misery and leave. You'll be happier. Otherwise, grow the fuck up.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/18/2010 9:45:15 AM)
I am so sick of the high road, and being the person of grace and dignity. You're a complete sleaze, and still have friends that think the sun shines out of your ass. I wish I could tell you what you really are to so many people, but I am going to be glad that our MUTUAL friends have at least managed to muzzle your disgusting mouth. Too bad you can't do the same for the pathetic fool you call a slave. ~~~ pauses to take a big snorglelick of sappa before going to wrrrrk

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/18/2010 5:13:51 PM)
oooh... a snorglelick. Yummy! (What's a snorglelick?)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/18/2010 7:11:44 PM)
Snorgle plus lick is snorglick! You wants them!!

ResidentSadist -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/19/2010 12:01:07 AM)
Dear Mr aardvark avatar, I have avatar envy because your avatar and slogan are better than mine! I want to hate you and be jealous . . . but I am too busy laughing. Dear nut job husband, No, I won't beat your wife or cage her, brand her, burn her, cut her, tie her up, whip her, choke her, stick needles in her and then fuck her in front of you because that's your fucking job . . . your wife is your property not mine! Dear nut job wife, No, I won't meet you in secret to fulfill your "burning desire to be slave and feel owned and abused like property" . . . I believe in and respect the concept of human property. Currently you are "owned" by someone else. Dear sweet young sexy big-breasted blonde masochist, No, I won't hang you in full suspension only by your tits with meat hooks. I let you present yourself nude in my office and squirt on my desk when I whispered in your ear because I didn't know you lied about being free. I won't take you as my slave because after investigation I learned you are a sneaky dishonest manipulative bitch secretly looking for a new Master because your current one refuses to hang you by your tits with meat hooks or meet your other masochistic needs. Hey dude, No, I won't cut your balls off to help transform you from a manly gorilla into the sweet feminine baby girl you imagine is trapped inside you. Dear Dominatrix, No, I really don't have secret desires to switch "like the other Doms" you know. I don't care how bad your very attractive 20 something year old dominatrix ass thinks you can manipulate me with sex like you did your daddy . . . I'm just not that weak. Which is why you were attracted to me in the first place. Just embrace your repressed daddy desires and get them fulfilled. Dear dying, No, I won't skin you alive because you are dying of cancer, want to chose your own time and go out with flair. Dear mommy No, I won't make you and your daughter my slaves, get her pregnant, keep the baby and sell her off afterwards because your vane 40 year old ass doesn't want to risk stretch marks carrying a child for me.

Level -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/19/2010 3:59:24 AM)
Those are better than the Ghana mails I get. [:)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/19/2010 4:02:48 AM)
Put "sadist" in your nick name and see what kind of mail you get. LOL quote: ORIGINAL: Level Those are better than the Ghana mails I get. [:)]

xxblushesxx -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/19/2010 9:01:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Dear Mr aardvark avatar, I have avatar envy because your avatar and slogan are better than mine! I want to hate you and be jealous . . . but I am too busy laughing. Dear nut job husband, No, I won't beat your wife or cage her, brand her, burn her, cut her, tie her up, whip her, choke her, stick needles in her and then fuck her in front of you because that's your fucking job . . . your wife is your property not mine! Dear nut job wife, No, I won't meet you in secret to fulfill your "burning desire to be slave and feel owned and abused like property" . . . I believe in and respect the concept of human property. Currently you are "owned" by someone else. Dear sweet young sexy big-breasted blonde masochist, No, I won't hang you in full suspension only by your tits with meat hooks. I let you present yourself nude in my office and squirt on my desk when I whispered in your ear because I didn't know you lied about being free. I won't take you as my slave because after investigation I learned you are a sneaky dishonest manipulative bitch secretly looking for a new Master because your current one refuses to hang you by your tits with meat hooks or meet your other masochistic needs. Hey dude, No, I won't cut your balls off to help transform you from a manly gorilla into the sweet feminine baby girl you imagine is trapped inside you. Dear Dominatrix, No, I really don't have secret desires to switch "like the other Doms" you know. I don't care how bad your very attractive 20 something year old dominatrix ass thinks you can manipulate me with sex like you did your daddy . . . I'm just not that weak. Which is why you were attracted to me in the first place. Just embrace your repressed daddy desires and get them fulfilled. Dear dying, No, I won't skin you alive because you are dying of cancer, want to chose your own time and go out with flair. Dear mommy No, I won't make you and your daughter my slaves, get her pregnant, keep the baby and sell her off afterwards because your vane 40 year old ass doesn't want to risk stretch marks carrying a child for me. Sheesh. I thought I got crazy emails.

ResidentSadist -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/19/2010 5:07:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx et al...Sheesh. I thought I got crazy emails. Besides the stereotypical emails that fall into catagories, I have a couple of very specific reoccurring mails I would get from the same people no matter where I was, AOL, yahoo, etc. -=DDD cup mutilation=- One person is supposedly a model. She is trim and gorgeous despite her abnormally enormous bewbage. She has a portfolio, lives in Florida and has a Florida phone number. Not the meat hook girl, this one is different. When I first met her she seemed quite sincere in seeking a harsh sadist and her approach was tame. We exchanged a few phone conversations and set up a meeting that got canceled. After the cancellation, I dropped my interest in her. About a year later I get a form letter from her under a new nick. She always creates her nicks with "BOOB" as part of the name. I shot her a response and asked why she contacted me again. She confessed that she wants me to mutilate and scar her breasts so they end up disfigured. I declined. 6 months later from yet another new BOOBname she contacted me again. I told her that I thought she was a fake and to go away. She sent me an updated (expanded) portfolio with newer shots in it assuring me that she was real and still actively working as a model. Her phone, address and growing portfolio makes me think she is a real person with some very extreme desires or a wild fantasy she likes flirting with every few months. Her sporadic letters continued for several years. She sure was cute . . . -=Alzheimer's ass fetish=- Another person is an older woman with a home up north and a summer home in Florida. She randomly mails me ass pictures asking me if I like her. The first few times I told her she already contacted me before. However she never remembers me. She hit me up 2 times in a month and I compared her letters to see if they were cut and paste forms. They weren't. It's the same spiel about how she is wealthy and wants me to be her ass-loving boyfriend but it wasn't a form response. I think she has Alzheimer's because this has also been going on for a years. . . . she is pretty funny.

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/28/2010 9:31:06 PM)
Bots are people too. Just sayin'...

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/29/2010 6:54:28 PM)
... You have important things to express, things you want others to read. Yet, due to some twisted connection in the visual design center of your brain you believe that using a tiny, thin blue typeface against a stark black background will drive the point you're trying to make home. Really, all it does is make my eyes go squishy and blurry, and I end up leaving your space intending to never return.

sophiesback -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/29/2010 7:07:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti ... You have important things to express, things you want others to read. Yet, due to some twisted connection in the visual design center of your brain you believe that using a tiny, thin blue typeface against a stark black background will drive the point you're trying to make home. Really, all it does is make my eyes go squishy and blurry, and I end up leaving your space intending to never return. Huh? I've only had about 3 shots and I can still type perfectly...but this totally throws me into "duhhhhhh WTF is he sayin" thought? I must be losing it!

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/29/2010 7:08:51 PM)
Feeling guilty about something? ;)

sophiesback -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/30/2010 12:22:43 PM)
Guilt? Me? NEVER!

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/30/2010 12:33:58 PM)
Well, that's too bad. Guilt has a way of spicing things up a bit, I think.

sophiesback -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/30/2010 12:48:56 PM)
I'm too honest and blunt, as my boss tells me. I have no reason for guilt. I can fake it though, if it helps ya out. Remember, I am your DN

sappatoti -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/30/2010 12:55:03 PM)
OK, you can be the pseudo-DN as I am being hammered by the twue DN at this time. Since you're obviously not here doing the hammering (as much as I wish you could be), there's no way you can be the twue DN. Just know that being the pseudo-DN is NOT the same thing as being a fake DN.

sunshinemiss -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/30/2010 2:13:52 PM)
Grow some paragraphs, dude.

KMsAngel -> RE: You Know Who You Are... (1/30/2010 2:14:57 PM)
i gave up reading, sunshine. just scanned. unimpressed. methinks he'll be glad D doesn't read here anymore

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