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HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:15:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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I think it's hilarious that harley and I were both writing about rubber chickens at the same time! too funny!




stingy things aren't they [:D]

I could not stop laughin when I got flogged with rubber chickens



UniqueRaven -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:18:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Valyraen

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An institutional-sized kitchen spatula.  i'm talking the head on that thing was like 6' x 8" - biggest bruises i've ever had.

And this doesn't fall under beating, but one time in a hotel my ex literally tore a bath towel into shreds with his bare hands and used the bits to tie me up.  i just remember saying "You're not allowed to do that!!!" as in, they would bill him for it. 

The things that go through our submissive minds.......  [8D]

of course his response was "Oh, I can do whatever I want...."



Lemme just make sure I got the measurements of that spatula right... six feet by eight inches? Jebas wept, that'd be like swinging the paddle equivalent of a claymore... for when you want to smack three asses in a line, I guess...



LOL!  Ok, the "shift" key is my friend (literally).....

It was 6 inches by 8 inches on the "head" part - the handle was about 3 FEET long.  The head also was about 3/4 inch thick.

Serious ouchie.  Remind me to never serve a chef again.....(find a joke there, i dareya! hee hee!)

j



Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:21:45 PM)

Cripes, that's a big ol' block of plastic... what does it say that I want one?

...and I'm not even touching that remark. Easy targets make me lazy, and I don't want to make it too easy for Kitten to score points.



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 9:46:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69


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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

FR
I think it's hilarious that harley and I were both writing about rubber chickens at the same time! too funny!




stingy things aren't they [:D]

I could not stop laughin when I got flogged with rubber chickens


I wouldn't know...I wasn't the one getting beat with it. I was laughing so hard by the end though I almost peed myself. I noticed if you swung by the neck it was far more thuddy than if I swung by the feet.



WyldHrt -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/6/2010 11:09:11 PM)

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We've got a devilish little toy in the bag made from an old ethernet cable. It's been folded in half and wound 'round with electrical tape so that there's a long loop and a short loop. Man, oh man, even just hinting at pulling that thing out guarantees good behavior.

I make toys, one of which is a miniature bungee whip called "Daddy's Little Helper". Your description of the cable toy reminds me of it, reaction included [:D] Pic below (if I did the upload thingie right)



[image]local://upfiles/620156/D03650D557CB47CABBB94D2E6F3650EF.jpg[/image]



Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 6:19:19 AM)

Ooh, pretty! I'm gonna see about finding a pic of the cable and putting that up when I get home from work tonight.



GreedyTop -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 7:59:34 AM)

fiberglass CB antenna
conductors baton



stella41b -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 9:54:09 AM)

a kilo and a half of of kielbasa mysliwska - a type of Polish sausage - partially dried, set in links about a metre long, and yes I know it might seem like only a sausage but it HURT!!!!

Unlike a cane, where you get either the sting or the thud, the sausage gave you both. And it left some decent sized weals too.



persephonee -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 10:26:34 AM)

stella wins by a landslide...now i dont know if im horny or hungry....[:)]



LadyPact -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 10:31:23 AM)

Lots of pervertibles.  (I have one that is something like the one pictured.)

I think the strangest one is actually a shoe horn.  What makes it strange is that it is no ordinary shoe horn.  This one is specifically designed for those who have medical issues (you can get it from medical supply) that make bending at the waist difficult for them.  It is to be used so the person can get their shoes on properly from a standing position.  It is over 3ft in length and makes for one interesting cane.



Marc2b -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 10:38:30 AM)

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stella wins by a landslide...now i dont know if im horny or hungry....


That's the great thing about beating somebody with Polish sausage - afterwards you can fuck the subbie doggie style while eating the sausage (the subbies back makes a great serving platter).

Seriously - I'm an old fashioned whips and paddles kind of guy but I have used a bunch of jewelry chains (the small kind of chains used for bracelets and necklases). I've never heard such a high pitched yelp before, and they left the most fascinating patterns.



persephonee -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 10:40:35 AM)

love your sig line.



Marc2b -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 10:45:36 AM)

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love your sig line.


Thanks. I've been thinking about changing it again but for you I'll leave it up a little while longer. As for my failure to reveal God's plan for universal happiness to the world... well... if it's any consolation, the cheesecake was delicious.



persephonee -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 10:47:47 AM)

[;)]



AquaticSub -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 3:21:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

That's the great thing about beating somebody with Polish sausage - afterwards you can fuck the subbie doggie style while eating the sausage (the subbies back makes a great serving platter).

Seriously - I'm an old fashioned whips and paddles kind of guy but I have used a bunch of jewelry chains (the small kind of chains used for bracelets and necklases). I've never heard such a high pitched yelp before, and they left the most fascinating patterns.


Wow... I think Val eating while fucking me would be a new level of humilation play for me. Athough being beaten with jewelry... as long as it's upscale baby. [;)]



Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 4:37:54 PM)

So does that mean I can give you a perl necklace while beating you with a pearl necklace?



Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 5:21:12 PM)

Sooo, since I said that I'd try to snap a piccie of the toy, here's two! One with the added bonus of having Aqua's ass in frame.




[image]local://upfiles/392560/4270E3A444374A99816425E6DF137035.jpg[/image]



Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 5:22:24 PM)

...and here's what you've all been waiting for.



[image]local://upfiles/392560/958C389FF576478E863724EC8A967534.jpg[/image]



AquaticSub -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 5:42:09 PM)

*Insert required "I think my butt looks fat in this picture" comment here*



Valyraen -> RE: What's the Strangest... (1/7/2010 5:55:40 PM)

Oh, honey... just wait until you see the flood of new cmail in your inbox.

...and she wonders sometimes if I'm a sadist. [:D]



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