chiaThePet -> RE: Skin Removal Anyone? (1/8/2010 11:09:03 AM)
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One day while I was splitting the wind on my 1960 Schwinn Stingray Fastback with banana seat, ape hanger bars, chrome fenders, hubs, and springer front fork, my neighbor Marge's Lambkin Dwarf cat darted into the street, and when startled by my totally rad ride, did a front handspring step out, round-off backhandspring step-out, round-off back handspring, reverse full hissssssss, resulting in my body catapulting into a full twisting layout, resulting in a third degree skin removal on my outer right thigh which uncannily resembled the State of Rhode Island. "Oh Beautiful, For Spacious Thighs" "For Ambient Waves Of Pain" chia* (the pet)
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