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lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:11:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Well!! How dare you offend all the current carpet munchers on this board!! I'll have you know that some of my best friends are carpet munchers! Anyway, are you talking about the Star Trek novelizations? There are so many authors that the quality is quite uneven. I generally trust stuff by Diane Duane, Peter Morwood, and Keith deCandido. And my, aren't there some ill-mannered, misbegotten, motherlorn, bear-buggering, sheep-screwing, thrice-cursed, six-fathered sons of a whore's left tit around here nowadays? Really running down the property values. Heyyyyyyy!!!!! Don't talk about my father/brother like that!!!!!! What the hell's wrong with some people?

SweetPoosy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:11:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy And I ain't no carpet muncher, got that? Nahhhhh. You much prefer a weiner roast. Cock hungry whore! Cock? did someone mention a sausage fest? Dammit! it's been about 8 weeks since I last had my darling's cock in my...orifices. You damned skippy right I'm a cock-hungry whore! Wanna make something of it? (Or do you just want the rights to the videos?)

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:12:27 PM)
Hey, I love roleplaying games too and I'm all for them in the right context, but damn... Learn to tell the difference between fantasy and reality already. And don't give me any bullshit about "the philosophy" being based on other well-known philosophers. If you want to live according to Socrates or Kirkagaard, great. Just don't pretend living your life according to cheap pulp sci-fi is anything but roleplay.

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:12:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool Anywho so why is it people always have to start shit and walk the fuck away. You wanna step up to me bitch??? Is that what you want???? We can take this outside you know!

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:13:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy And I ain't no carpet muncher, got that? Nahhhhh. You much prefer a weiner roast. Cock hungry whore! Cock? did someone mention a sausage fest? Dammit! it's been about 8 weeks since I last had my darling's cock in my...orifices. You damned skippy right I'm a cock-hungry whore! Wanna make something of it? (Or do you just want the rights to the videos?) Videos....with sound... and narration with subtitles too. You wanna join the fool and I out back? There's about to be a throw down!

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:15:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet giggles at ogyden.... My work here is done. [&:] [8D] [&:] [8D] Damn german spellcheck ...

SweetPoosy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:16:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Well!! How dare you offend all the current carpet munchers on this board!! I'll have you know that some of my best friends are carpet munchers! Hey, I ain't sayin' that being a carpet muncher is a BAD thing, just sayin' I ain't one of 'em...and some of my best friends are carpet munchers too! It's ass-kissers I can't abide!

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:17:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet giggles at ogyden.... My work here is done. [&:] [8D] [&:] [8D] Damn german spellcheck ... Yeah yeah... blame the spellcheck [8\|]

SweetPoosy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:17:31 PM)
I'll join ya...just lemme get the video camera!

hopelessfool -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:17:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool Anywho so why is it people always have to start shit and walk the fuck away. You wanna step up to me bitch??? Is that what you want???? We can take this outside you know! Damn right cock sucker you me outside right now.... just let me put my pants back on

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:19:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Well!! How dare you offend all the current carpet munchers on this board!! I'll have you know that some of my best friends are carpet munchers! It's ass-kissers I can't abide! Of course now if said ass kisser also decided to glide their teeth slowly down the curve of my luscious butt, taking time to probe my asshole with their tongue, that might be a different story. Then again that was probably tmi. Too bad fuckers!!!!!

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:21:25 PM)
Okay, cunts!!!! It's on... or off. And just why are the fool's pants off anyway???? Oh that's right. She had to finish up that $3 screw before her pimp came to teach her a lesson.

thornhappy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:22:29 PM)
Yeah, well, if you had a communications degree like I do, I wouldn't have been confuzzled by your execrable debating skills! really, I don't. Honest. Those damn degrees are mostly useless. Now you're just offending all the masterful ass-kissers on the site!! Ima take away your "fit for polite posting" card this instant, young woman! I've only read one of the aforementioned 26 sci-fi novels. Don't know if I'll read another.

hopelessfool -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:23:56 PM)
pet... least Im worth three dollars for my fucking skills whats that last man pay you. 50 cents with extra tip?

thornhappy -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:25:42 PM)
oh, snap! I can at least command a few good meals!

cjan -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:28:18 PM)
Damn, I lubs a good cat fight and a hair pulling contest. Y'all are giving me a serious puffy.

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:28:36 PM)
No huzzy. Do I have to correct your sorry ass yet again? My sex wasn't for sale. It was his sex that was a tribute to my Goddess self. I now own his ass. The 50 cents was for me to call his momma and tell her goodbye for him. I didn't make that call either. I kept them damn quarters. Let the bitch suffer!

Level -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:29:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure Here's inappropriate for you... My mom died 2 years ago. Recently a phone call came in for her, and the caller absolutely insisted that they speak to my mother immediately. We explained that she passed away some time ago. The caller then asked where my mother could be reached. The caller was told to contact Miss Cleo and her Psychic Friends Network, maybe they could help the caller get in contact with my mother from "the other side". We were told that was inappropriate but soooo funny. A different time, the caller was given the phone number of the cemetary that mom is buried at, after being told numerous times that mom was no longer among the living. *hugs my friend while LOLing my ass off*

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:29:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy oh, snap! I can at least command a few good meals! See above subcreature! I got a lifetime of servitude from the poor boy.

lovingpet -> RE: Inappropriateville (1/7/2010 5:31:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Damn, I lubs a good cat fight and a hair pulling contest. Y'all are giving me a serious puffy. Cum closer and I'll make it puffy for all other reasons. Castration is fun.... until the damned thing falls off.

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