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ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 4:19:56 AM)

Poosey has a fence but these suckers are meanies and will dig out a spot for entering the yard. They are just as bad as feral hogs (my problem). We don't want the coyotes around either (though they were singing pretty neat the other night). Once in a while if the bathroom is occupied by a female, my nephew would go outside and pee from the porch. Only when it is necessary, you understand.



intenze -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 6:31:16 AM)

ok how do you get a coyote to pee for you? Inquiring minds wanna know.



Wolf2Bear -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 6:35:12 AM)

Scare them?



kittinSol -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 6:45:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

ok how do you get a coyote to pee for you? Inquiring minds wanna know.



Couple pints of beer, and Bob's your uncle.



LadyEllen -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 6:45:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

ok how do you get a coyote to pee for you? Inquiring minds wanna know.


ask MNO

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ElectraGlide -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 10:34:57 AM)

Jugs Of Pee seems to be a National Problem, lol. I was googling for a local TV News report I saw awhile back, I found this instead. The Truckers feel unfairly blamed.


http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/pee.html




pahunkboy -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 1:43:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide

Jugs Of Pee seems to be a National Problem, lol. I was googling for a local TV News report I saw awhile back, I found this instead. The Truckers feel unfairly blamed.


http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/pee.html




why wouldnt you re-use the bottle tho.  Dump and then re-pee in it?



SweetPoosy -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:03:54 PM)

OMFG! Thanks Lady Ellen, wait until I go to bed, and then post this!

I REALLY appreciate the effort, honestly I do, but ermmmm...I'd prefer live donors, iff'n ya don't mind. Just fly into Tucson, and I'll pick you up at the airport, and you can come for a nice relaxing stay. Subs are preferred, I'll treat you poorly and beat you and order you around, OK?

As to why human pee is efficacious against critters, from what I've heard, the urine from a carnivore will scare them off. It sure used to work, but once my darling had been gone for about 6 months, his "deposits" washed away, and now the little barsteds just come right on in! And if I posted pictures of what they've done to my fence...well, I don't like to cry, really I don't!  

So come on boys! I need me some carnivore pee! Remember, live donations only!



LadyEllen -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 3:33:14 PM)

Sounds like a plan SP - but I dont think I'd be able to help given my wee is now so girlied-up with HRT. Not to mention that I require treating as the Queen I truly am of course.

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ShaharThorne -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 4:47:30 PM)

and I have trouble peeing in a cup..I tend to splash about.



mnottertail -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 4:49:07 PM)

for men, the toilet is just another paper cup, I feel ya, babe.



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 4:55:41 PM)

At some point in life you tend to think humm I wonder how far back I can stand, it’s when it begins to run out it starts to get tricky.



SweetPoosy -> RE: urgent appeal (1/8/2010 6:23:54 PM)

Hey, as long as you can wave it from side to side and splash it about, it's all good!

Some guys have been a bit reluctant, simply because most of the fence is in the full light of a streetlamp. Also, the neighborhood druggies are out and about at all hours, which makes peeing in private a wee bit difficult. But you can pee from inside the fence, just make sure you can pee for distance.



JonnieBoy -> RE: urgent appeal (1/9/2010 12:27:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

Hey, as long as you can wave it from side to side and splash it about, it's all good!

Some guys have been a bit reluctant, simply because most of the fence is in the full light of a streetlamp. Also, the
neighborhood druggies are out and about at all hours, which makes peeing in private a wee bit difficult. But you can pee from inside the fence, just make sure you can pee for distance.


Floodlighting is fine by me, that way I know who/what I'm pissing on (not sure I'd waste it pissing on your druggies though), I know there's a few here that might relish the idea, but personally, I'm not one for dangling my cock amongst stinging nettles either.
Of course I will have to explain to GT that in pointing it at your bush to relieve myself I'm only doing you a gentlemanly favour ... [:D]

Pirate



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