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It's So cold... - 1/8/2010 7:48:30 AM

Marc2b

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Somebody had to start this thread.

It's so cold...

The dogs are stuck to the fire hydrants.

The Democrats have their hands in their own pockets.

Chicken wings are being sold only in hot and suicide.

Paris Hilton is actually wearing clothes.

I put the meat in the freezer to defrost.

Cigarette smokers were passing out because they didn't know when they were through exhaling.

I saw an Amish family buying electric blankets.

Democrats are listening to Rush Limbaugh, hoping they can benefit from some of that hot air.

Strip clubs are advertising "Live Dressed Girls!"

Richard Simmons was seen putting on a pair of long pants (that's one thing we can thank the cold for).

We had to chop up the piano for firewood (but we only got two cords out of it).

I saw the Ty-D Bowl man playing ice hockey.

My cat sits across the room to look out the window.

It's so cold that my balls... my balls? ... Where are my balls? !!!!

< Message edited by Marc2b -- 1/8/2010 8:05:49 AM >

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RE: It's So cold... - 1/8/2010 8:04:10 AM

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RE: It's So cold... - 1/15/2010 2:03:59 AM

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lol

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RE: It's So cold... - 1/15/2010 2:38:06 AM

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