Stupidity Spread it around

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Stupidity Spread it around

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Stupidity Spread it around

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Stupidity Spread it around - 1/8/2010 3:52:55 PM

mydestiny2043

Posts: 714
Joined: 10/15/2005
From: Southern California
Status: offline

Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

_____________________________

Fate determines who will come into your life...................
You decide who stays,and who goes !!!!

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Stupidity Spread it around - 1/8/2010 7:47:37 PM

Arpig

Posts: 9930
Joined: 1/3/2006
From: Increasingly further from reality
Status: offline

quote:

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

I have pondered long & hard on that one myself

_____________________________

Big man! Pig Man!
Ha Ha...Charade you are!

Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?

CM's #1 All-Time Also-Ran

(in reply to mydestiny2043)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Stupidity Spread it around - 1/9/2010 12:44:45 AM

WyldHrt

Posts: 6412
Joined: 6/5/2008
Status: offline

quote:

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

So guilty of this!

_____________________________

"MotherFUCKER!" is NOT a safeword!!"- Steel
"We've had complaints about 'orgy noises'. This is not the neighborhood for that kind of thing"- PVE Cop

Resident "Hypnotic Eyes", "Cleavage" and "Toy Whore"
Subby Mafia, VAA Posse & Team Troll!

(in reply to mydestiny2043)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Stupidity Spread it around - 1/9/2010 12:50:20 AM

WyldHrt

Posts: 6412
Joined: 6/5/2008
Status: offline

Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

_____________________________

"MotherFUCKER!" is NOT a safeword!!"- Steel
"We've had complaints about 'orgy noises'. This is not the neighborhood for that kind of thing"- PVE Cop

Resident "Hypnotic Eyes", "Cleavage" and "Toy Whore"
Subby Mafia, VAA Posse & Team Troll!

(in reply to WyldHrt)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: Stupidity Spread it around - 1/9/2010 4:54:42 AM

estah

Posts: 491
Joined: 5/2/2009
Status: offline

Why do we have stupid laws, but no laws against stupidity?

_____________________________

It all comes down to choice...we chose how we see things...we chose what we say...what we do...we chose who we are.

Better a cold truth then a warm lie

(in reply to WyldHrt)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: Stupidity Spread it around - 1/9/2010 8:49:02 AM

Termyn8or

Posts: 18681
Joined: 11/12/2005
Status: offline

"Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. "

Just a word to the wise, This is 2009, errr 2010 and if you say there are healthy people who smoke they might suspend your poetic license. No matter how cute you are, these people are just plain old bastids.

T

(in reply to mydestiny2043)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: Stupidity Spread it around - 1/10/2010 8:52:11 AM

choccywoc

Posts: 1919
Joined: 9/7/2009
Status: offline

(in reply to Termyn8or)

Profile

Post #: 7