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To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monday ni... - 1/9/2010 8:08:22 AM   
Real0ne


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To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monday night - 32 (Miami)

To the Thug Latino Guy With the Dumb Looking Mustache Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Miami night before last:

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your "Mami" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vagabond, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. The phone company just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life and the kind of crap that you put other people through every day.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex

P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes a civil society!

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1539838256.html


Excellent example of gun control!


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:38:32 AM   
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Excellent example of gun control!

An excellent example of fiction.  This has been making the rounds for years with varying antagonists, locations, weapon types and telephone call recipients.

~stef


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:39:50 AM   
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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:42:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

Excellent example of gun control!



Or two wrongs not making a right.

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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:43:19 AM   
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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:44:49 AM   
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An excellent example of fiction.
Please note how polite Stef is. She called it fiction.

I am not as polite. I call it bullshit.

This piece of literature has been around for a long time.


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:46:07 AM   
SL4V3M4YB3


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ORIGINAL: Real0ne
"I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the gun on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings."

This was a different e-mail highlighting the futility of carrying a gun at all times, whilst demonstrating how criminals escalate their violence depending on our response to them.


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:47:18 AM   
Real0ne


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ORIGINAL: stef

quote:

ORIGINAL: Real0ne

Excellent example of gun control!

An excellent example of fiction.  This has been making the rounds for years with varying antagonists, locations, weapon types and telephone call recipients.

~stef




yeh but its great entertainment!

Its the first time I seen it....  good observation btw....  You can tell because after he thwarts the mugger he then commits how many crimes?  Credit card fraud for starters!  

Its still great entertainment!  :)  

Similar thing however happened to me.... 

I will never forget the look (or lack of it), on the perps face when that 40 cal was pointed right between his eyes.





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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:48:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		In the UK its usually the police who pick on guys wearing Burberry, the known "gang colours" of the Chav.

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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:48:52 AM   
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there are just some avatars that need to be for specific users.

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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:51:22 AM   
Real0ne


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ORIGINAL: persephonee

And, isnt there some sort of rule about using chia pets avatar?

there are just some avatars that need to be for specific users.



check the dates..... here is mine: 

Joined: 10/25/2004


this has been my only avatar since day 1.


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:51:48 AM   
LillyoftheVally


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And, isnt there some sort of rule about using chia pets avatar?

there are just some avatars that need to be for specific users.


I know, its rather confusing when they are both posting on the same topic


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:54:16 AM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

And, isnt there some sort of rule about using chia pets avatar?

there are just some avatars that need to be for specific users.



check the dates..... here is mine: 

Joined: 10/25/2004


this has been my only avatar since day 1.



Not so much who has it longer, but who best fits it.....i maintain that this particular avatar best fits chia.....dont shoot me!

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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 8:56:17 AM   
Real0ne


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ORIGINAL: LillyoftheVally


quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

And, isnt there some sort of rule about using chia pets avatar?

there are just some avatars that need to be for specific users.


I know, its rather confusing when they are both posting on the same topic



I dont mind sharing my avatar with chia   LOLOLOL

This was brought up when chia first came here....

I think the grandfather clause applies ;)



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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 9:01:24 AM   
Real0ne


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ORIGINAL: persephonee

Not so much who has it longer, but who best fits it.....i maintain that this particular avatar best fits chia.....dont shoot me!


if that were the case I could call myself rainbow and take yours ;)


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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 9:02:42 AM   
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On this basis you can easily tell them apart.

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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 9:04:17 AM   
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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 9:09:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		We should let the people decide - whether Chia or RealOne gets the avatar. I shall start a poll immediately.

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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 9:16:23 AM   
Real0ne


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

We should let the people decide - whether Chia or RealOne gets the avatar. I shall start a poll immediately.

E


Ha!

You forget my status...

I am not in your democratic mob rule click...  I am in the republic...  so you have no standing! 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11





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RE: To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monda... - 1/9/2010 9:16:41 AM   
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We should let the people decide - whether Chia or RealOne gets the avatar. I shall start a poll immediately.

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I keep waiting for him to keep his promise...

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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

I have little patience ... and will slide out of here faster than I came in if this information is unwanted.


For that, we thank you.

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