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Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a bar..... - 1/12/2010 3:33:17 PM   
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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/12/2010 4:35:13 PM   
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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/12/2010 4:38:17 PM   
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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/12/2010 4:41:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ah-ha. Now I get it. I just saw that other thread. Puts it in a little different context. 

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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/12/2010 5:11:43 PM   
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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/12/2010 7:27:16 PM   
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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/12/2010 11:51:16 PM   
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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/13/2010 12:13:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Anne: What's it like being blind Ray?
Ray: Could be worse, I could be a [this joke not allowed here]

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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/13/2010 12:16:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DCWoody

Anne: What's it like being blind Ray?
Ray: Could be worse, I could be a [this joke not allowed here]


Too bad, because if it were it'd be funnier than hell!


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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/13/2010 4:45:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

Ah-ha. Now I get it. I just saw that other thread. Puts it in a little different context. 


What thread?


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RE: Ray Charles, Anne Frank and a Penguin walk into a b... - 1/13/2010 4:50:30 AM   
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