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kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:19:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You know... you had me... I was RIGHT there.... till the very end.... then...... lost me.



It's just so tough, Jeffffwey... to have loved and lost like that... I don't believe I shall ever get over it. That's why I have become the bitter and jaded caricature of what you once had. You lucky shit... you had me at my finest hour.



kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:21:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Who hurt you?



Oh, you of little memory.

For the gash shots, ask Jeffff. He has them all.



Jeffff -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:22:53 PM)

I weep for what we have both lost.



Jeff



kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:24:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I weep for what we have both lost.

Jeff


By taking a leak inside domiguy's butt [8D] !




domiguy -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:24:56 PM)

Kitn,  embrace your former.  It's fine to be a jaded cunt, it has served me well for decades.  the lack of gash shots will no longer be tolerated.

Is everything okay? You know how I worry.




LaTigresse -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:25:40 PM)

Passing out rolls of TP.

Cunts and assholes like us are not good enough for Kleenex. Only generic, sandpapery, little puby hair ball leaving,  TP will do.



Jeffff -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:28:17 PM)

The cheap stuff, with the wood chips still visible.



kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:28:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Kitn,  embrace your former. 



Oh alright then :-) .



domiguy -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:34:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I weep for what we have both lost.

Jeff


By taking a leak inside domiguy's butt [8D] !




That makes no sense whatsoever.  Jefffy-efffy and his Domibear do not partake in such activities.

We politely excuse ourselves, go into the bathroom adjacent to the bar and use the urinal.   I even carry my own urinal chip just in case.  Nothing is as refreshing as that fresh "urinal chip smell."

It just screams..."Top o' the morning to you sweetpants!!!"

Anywhooo, after a lenghty urinal egestation we then always wash are hands...Cleanliness after all is close to Godliness...We then check out are appearance in the washroom mirror and then boldly open the bathroom door, totally reborn, ready for the world.

Refreshed and no longer bladderly compromised, we tackle the problems of the day, discussing what CM pussy is fortunate enough to be considered truly bangworthy while indulging in a tasty variety of hoppy beveri.

You will never know the pleasure of such company or companionship.

Love doesn't like you very much.



LaTigresse -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:39:48 PM)

How do you do that Kittin and I (and a multitude of other bangables) do not gather, on occasion, sipping champagne and eating bonbons, savouring tasty gash, and concoct eeeeeeeeeeeeebillllllllll potential tortures for dead rappers and bug eaters? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

Truer love ye shall ner know.



kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:42:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
You will never know the pleasure of such company or companionship.




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kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:43:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

How do you do that Kittin and I (and a multitude of other bangables) do not gather, on occasion, sipping champagne and eating bonbons, savouring tasty gash, and concoct eeeeeeeeeeeeebillllllllll potential tortures for dead rappers and bug eaters? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

Truer love ye shall ner know.



YEAH!



domiguy -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:43:18 PM)

That's not funny.



kittinSol -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:45:48 PM)

I shouldn't make myself laugh so hard - my lips are chapped [sm=rofl.gif].



mnottertail -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:47:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
You will never know the pleasure of such company or companionship.




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Yeah, what's in your wallet?

Ron



Jeffff -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:47:51 PM)

And yet. I would still bang you.   I am a kind and wonderful man.



Jeff



domiguy -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:48:15 PM)

While you two twat lickers can only dream about your lesbionic pursuits...Aunt eater and pac actually had the stones to go out and make it happen.

Untill you have actually experienced verminlingis (or is it lingua?)  you have not lived a full day on this Earth.

I weep for you and your dry twats.



Jeffff -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 12:54:23 PM)

When we speak, bartenders listen.

It is part of our charm.


Jeff



domiguy -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 1:00:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

When we speak, bartenders listen.

It is part of our charm.


Jeff


It's such a transparent act when these women suggest that they are capable of becoming anywhere near "hop bonded."

Oh sure they will dabble into meaningless chatter over a chardonnay, TMZ or how Yaz actually has seemed to have diminished their monthly gash drippings...But hop bonded? I think not.

You my brother,aunt eater,are a champion of men.  It is my pleasure to have made your acquaintance.

We should tag team Lat.



Jeffff -> RE: Why do people have to treat new members like crap?!?! (1/15/2010 1:04:11 PM)

You had me at "hoppy beer".


Yes we should


Jeff



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