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fastlane -> How do I? (3/22/2006 7:49:28 PM)
becum the cum King? I've been jacking off 7 days a week for 50 weeks in a row and I am soooo horny, still (I need a spring break too!) I've jacked off in the bathroom, bedroom and the great out doors...it's felt good everywhere, but I want the crown. The Dom with the most cum...Ronald McDonald is flaunting it. Only this community can be a true judge. So do you truly believe a clown that says over 50 billion hamburgers sold, or me? Say nothing, because Ronald has the marketing and I'm sure I'll lose this battle...DAYUM!! Burger King, Fastlane is cumming to a you and I need help. I am applying for the job......CumKing ....McDonalds, cry your eyes out and Ronald, brace yourself...I love red hair! Feeling a bit hungry tonight, I need a cheeseburger, Kevin

Sensualips -> RE: How do I? (3/22/2006 8:38:56 PM)
Is this the type of monologue you were indulging in when the submissive shook her fist at you?

champagnewishes -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 12:14:29 AM)
I have no problem with your self declaration of entitlement....sounds like you've already been anointed....[:D]

ownedgirlie -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 12:28:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sensualips Is this the type of monologue you were indulging in when the submissive shook her fist at you? omg lmao!!!!! lol lol lol Burst out laughing...thank you!!

Level -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 4:04:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sensualips Is this the type of monologue you were indulging in when the submissive shook her fist at you? LMMFAO

MHOO314 -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 4:17:25 AM)
little boys and their toys.

Level -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 4:19:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane becum the cum King? I've been jacking off 7 days a week for 50 weeks in a row and I am soooo horny, still (I need a spring break too!) I've jacked off in the bathroom, bedroom and the great out doors...it's felt good everywhere, but I want the crown. The Dom with the most cum...Ronald McDonald is flaunting it. Only this community can be a true judge. So do you truly believe a clown that says over 50 billion hamburgers sold, or me? Say nothing, because Ronald has the marketing and I'm sure I'll lose this battle...DAYUM!! Burger King, Fastlane is cumming to a you and I need help. I am applying for the job......CumKing ....McDonalds, cry your eyes out and Ronald, brace yourself...I love red hair! Feeling a bit hungry tonight, I need a cheeseburger, Kevin Kevin, as you undoubtedly know, masterbation is good for you. However, if I am at the drive-thru window at McDonalds, and see someone resembling you in the background shouting something about "wait, we're making some more secret sauce",..................I know a good attorney. Level

Gauge -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 9:52:23 AM)
Two all beef pattys, special sauce, penis, lettuce, tomato on a sesame seed bun. Seek help. Mastrubratuion leeds two pour eyesit.

proudsub -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 1:34:13 PM)
quote: but I want the crown. You got my vote, if i can have the female crown. I had minor female problem and my gynocologist told me it can be caused by too much rubbing.[;)]

wild1cfl -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 1:38:10 PM)
I would say you have something on your head, but I am not sure it is a crown.......... Wild

mnottertail -> RE: How do I? (3/23/2006 1:44:04 PM)
"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel....." Ron

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