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jessykapower -> 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 8:09:36 PM)

A religious fanatic tried to brainwash me today. He wanted me to go check out his temple of worship. We started a debate about God being male or Female. Well! That was easy, I just told him that God was Female and that she was standing right in front of him. OUFF! He did not find that funny at all. Where is that religious sense of humor? Anyway, sometimes I do feel like I am God (dess).

To make a long story short, he kept going on and on about the world coming to an end soon. He said that the third world war had begun and that biblical prophecy predicted it would be the last one. Then he talked about a little fellow being born with the number 666 writen on his head. And this little fellow would be very, very bad and he would lead the world into darkness.

Come on folks, this ignorance about the beast has gone long enough. I find it sometimes hard to believe that for centuries, fanatics have been shaving heads trying to find the antichrist. So I will tell you the meaning of this 666 number right now. It took me only 10 minutes to figure it out. It is all related to D/s relationships. Yes, S&M is in the bible.

You see it is writen. (the number is 666 and it is the number of a man)

I think that there was an error in the translation. It should be.

( The number is 666 and it is the number of man) NOT ( a man )

Add only one letter and the whole world is screwed up. 
Here it is boys, are you sitting down? Because you will not like this.

The beast is the evil nature inside of every man. As he grows older, man must prevail over the dark side of his personality. But very few are able to acheive this state of mind. Woman however, are the opposite. They have no evil side. They are pure as the virgin Mary. Of course this purity disappears pretty fast when men walk into their lives, but that is not the point.

The point is that women have to realize that they are GODDESSES of love. Men cannot find love or even understand it if women don't teach them. It is our duty. Just look at the difference as woman walks down  the street with her baby carriage. All the females bend down to try to kiss the baby.Now do you see men do this? NO! They are in their living rooms watching hockey games and  wishing that a players breaks is stick on the other players head.

Again I repeat myself, Females are born to rule the beast.

OF COURSE THIS WILL ALSO TAKE THE LOVING TOUCH OF A WHIP



The difference is clear enough.
I rest my case. 



thetammyjo -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 8:19:23 PM)

*laughing*

Men = evil
Women = good

How silly.



BlondBlueSub4U -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 8:56:49 PM)

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TeeGO -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 9:04:10 PM)

Damn, a perfectly good post ruined because I forgot I had logged in under her account to check for new mail.  Can't post it now, the moment was lost. 

That's the 5th time I've done that now.  I deserve to be beat. [:D]



JohnWarren -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 9:11:08 PM)

Actually, there's some scholarship indicating that 666 referred to the Greek form of the signature used by Nero.

History Channel had a lengthy piece on the book a month or so ago



DelightMachine -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 9:32:56 PM)

TeeGo, please log in on her account and post any time you want. I can't get enough of BlondBlue's pic. You have one seriously hot babe there. Trust me, that post was NOT wasted!



knees2you -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/22/2006 11:21:10 PM)

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Woman however, are the opposite. They have no evil side. They are pure as the virgin Mary



OHH Boy[8|]

Sincerely, Ant[;)]



ownedgirlie -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/23/2006 12:26:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thetammyjo

*laughing*

Men = evil
Women = good

How silly.


lol this reminded me of Animal Farm:  "Four legs good, two legs bad"



michaelGA -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/23/2006 9:16:51 PM)

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History Channel had a lengthy piece on the book a month or so ago


a channel devoted to trivial nonsence, useless information nobody ever uses or needs in order to function adequetly. i purposely skipped history in school because it, to me, was not require information. i have NEVER had an employee ask me any history questions.



Gauge -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/23/2006 9:36:08 PM)

Gauge Chapter 32 verse 2-4: And lo, Gauge was once again taken into yet another thread. And Gauge said, "My Lord... is that her real ass?" The sky opened up and a bright light shone upon Gauge and he was shown the truth. And the Lord said unto Gauge, "Go, and spread the word." Gauge rejoiced.



perverseangelic -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 10:08:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelGA

quote:

History Channel had a lengthy piece on the book a month or so ago


a channel devoted to trivial nonsence, useless information nobody ever uses or needs in order to function adequetly. i purposely skipped history in school because it, to me, was not require information. i have NEVER had an employee ask me any history questions.



Maybe, but it such INTERESTING trivial nonesense :)

And I have, numerous times, and probably will even more in my future career.



JohnWarren -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 10:39:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: perverseangelic

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelGA

quote:

History Channel had a lengthy piece on the book a month or so ago


a channel devoted to trivial nonsence, useless information nobody ever uses or needs in order to function adequetly. i purposely skipped history in school because it, to me, was not require information. i have NEVER had an employee ask me any history questions.



Maybe, but it such INTERESTING trivial nonesense :)

And I have, numerous times, and probably will even more in my future career.



For me, it's a continuing quest to understand human nature.  If we don't look back we lack a persective that can often put present day and even future events into greater clarity.   And, I agree with you "interesting" evaluation, seeing how people behaved in the past is just interesting... it simulates my imagination and my intellect, for me, these are both enjoyable.

The reason that you (as do I) get questions is because we are involved with significant work.  I can imagine many kinds of employment wherein such communicatiions about  wouldn't be necessary.  After all, we don't get asked "Will you have fries with that and did you so have fries in the past?"

[edited to add]  Of course, I suppose a bit of history helps anywhere.  After all, don't drunken lazy bums as "which of these dumpsters as the best rotted chicken?"



windchymes -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 10:42:54 AM)

I love History Channel, watch it all the time.  It keeps me away from HSN & QVC. 

What's trivial is my credit history![:D]



Submotive -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 10:46:44 AM)

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Again I repeat myself, Females are born to rule the beast.

Uh - would that be before or after they are released from their chains --- you do list an interest in sub females on your site. It is your site isn't it? Oh and you've never answered the question - IS THAT YOUR ASS?



cntsbathry -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 10:58:45 AM)

Fanatics are such fun sometimes! I had a discussion with a devote catholic about god and the devil. She had a reason why money is the root of all evil. According to her All gods creations breathe oxygen and since tress breathe carbon dioxide the devil must have made trees and since paper comes from trees and money is printed on paper...ergo...money is the root of all evil.

She left when I asked her why she didn't think that god would create a failsafe so his creations didn't run out of air!



JohnWarren -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 11:28:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cntsbathry

Fanatics are such fun sometimes! I had a discussion with a devote catholic about god and the devil. She had a reason why money is the root of all evil. According to her All gods creations breathe oxygen and since tress breathe carbon dioxide the devil must have made trees and since paper comes from trees and money is printed on paper...ergo...money is the root of all evil.


And trees exhale oxygen?  So the devil must love us?

Actually that quote came up on a recent reality show.  I had to laugh since the person who was quoting it was supposed to be some sort of pastor.  One expects lay people to screw up quotes but a pastor????

Nowhere in the bible is it written that money is the root of all evil.

Read Timothy 6:10



Urza -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/24/2006 1:58:06 PM)

so this WASN'T an Iron Maiden thread.

....Damn.



MrQwerty -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/25/2006 10:13:57 AM)

I confess to being a male and as such have no concept of love. It is therefore imperative I find a woman to teach me the following lessons in love:

Lesson 1: How to make love
Lesson 2: How to iron my shirts
Lesson 3: How to cook for me

Are there any women out there willing to volunteer their essential knowledge and help a helpless man out???



MrQwerty -> RE: 666....THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (3/25/2006 11:11:18 AM)

When there is no light trees breath oxygen to. Tell her that.



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