mydestiny2043
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 Believe it or not someone sent this to me last week and for some reason I just kept it,Usually if I save them I'll post them in the humor section. Only it never felt like the right time.Until now..........when I read your response this is what popped in my head, I would hate to be in his shoes and voices whispering to me it could alway's be worse .Dang now I'm having other peoples epiphany moments  What the heck is up with that?LOL I'm thinking I better attach a warning label to this post for anyone that might be offended.Better yet I'm going to slowley back away from the keyboard and go take along hot shower   
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
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I can see my granny doing this, but didn't know it was hereditary
If you made it this far I thank you for hanging in there for this is only me thinking to myself out loud.
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But you didn't do it correctly remember their jingle that use to play on their commercials-"Hold the pickles,hold the lettuce,special orders don't upset us. All we want to do is make so you can have it your own way". Hence the root to his confusion they forgot to mention cheese in that jingle
. Ok that was kind of lame LOL , On the bright side though god is punishing me by playing it over and over in my head and I can't make it stop
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