VirginPotty
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Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite restaurant when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.
One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands and said, ‘Kin ya swaller?’
She shook her head 'no.'
‘Kin ya breath?’
Again she shakes her head 'no.'
Suddenly, the Texan grabbed her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands, turned her over, pulled up her skirt, and licked her right on the bottom!
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed, causing the food to dislodge!
The big Texan, pulled up her skirt, turned her right side up, tipped his hat and returned to his seat.
His companion sitting there is stunned: ‘I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!’ he says to his heroic friend.
‘Yep, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!’
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