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DarkSteven -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:28:44 AM)

tara, please let me explain what just happened.

Think of the collarme forums as one big cocktail party.  People meet, talk, and mingle. Sometimes they hook up, and sometimes they drift away.

It is normal and expected to say "Hi, I'm tara.  I'm a TV living in the UK, and I'm looking for Dominant men and women."  Instead, you basically stated, "Damn, are all the women at this party whores?!?!"

That explains the reactions you got.

Think about it, and see if you want to stay.



sirsholly -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:37:51 AM)

yeah yeah...and at every cocktail party there is the peacemaker.

He is an annoying lil shit, sometimes with a pocket protector full of pens, flood bell bottoms and a Timex.

Then again, other times we get lucky and he is our fuzzy faced, cookie hogging, cutie pie Stevie [:)]



DarkSteven -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:47:54 AM)

Hmmmm... holly, is that a cookie in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  



Level -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:49:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: tvtarasub

to see if can stop woman asking for money from me the dom ect that on here say send money also had  people on here sayin ill can send money makes me sick so changing redoing it last time putting up new pics end  march,thougth good site also...send message to dom woman never reply or when they do ask gift or money been least 10 to 15 on here



i have no clue what you just said.


It means "I'm going to spend the next 30 years slapping my ham in the closet".



sirsholly -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:54:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Hmmmm... holly, is that a cookie in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  
*waves a crumbled chocolate chip cookie at Stevie*

Come closer, Stevie.....closer....

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



myotherself -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:54:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Level


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: tvtarasub

to see if can stop woman asking for money from me the dom ect that on here say send money also had  people on here sayin ill can send money makes me sick so changing redoing it last time putting up new pics end  march,thougth good site also...send message to dom woman never reply or when they do ask gift or money been least 10 to 15 on here



i have no clue what you just said.


It means "I'm going to spend the next 30 years slapping my ham in the closet".



Oh FFS!!!!!

I've now got to go and bleach my brain...[:'(]



sirsholly -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 7:55:28 AM)

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It means "I'm going to spend the next 30 years slapping my ham in the closet".


is that the same as pounding his pork?



DarkSteven -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 8:02:36 AM)

Or choking his chicken.

I'm getting hungry here... holly, could I trouble you to get me some broccoli for breakfast while you're up?



Level -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 8:04:55 AM)

yeah, choking the chicken, jerkin the gerkin, buttering the corn, etc.



sirsholly -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 8:54:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Or choking his chicken.

I'm getting hungry here... holly, could I trouble you to get me some broccoli for breakfast while you're up?

broccoli gives you gas.



sirsholly -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 8:55:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

yeah, choking the chicken, jerkin the gerkin, buttering the corn, etc.
i guess calling it "beating the meat" shows how behind i am...[>:]



DarkSteven -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 9:04:04 AM)

holly, I'm not sure that being unaware of the latest masturbation slang is really something to be ashamed of!



sirsholly -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 9:11:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

holly, I'm not sure that being unaware of the latest masturbation slang is really something to be ashamed of!
You and Levelly-Poo know it. [sm=dunno.gif]

I thunked it was the job of us subbily wimminz to understand what you Domily Doms are talking about.





Level -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 9:27:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

holly, I'm not sure that being unaware of the latest masturbation slang is really something to be ashamed of!
You and Levelly-Poo know it. [sm=dunno.gif]

I thunked it was the job of us subbily wimminz to understand what you Domily Doms are talking about.


Veddy true.

I could say that I'm so domly (I mean, Domly), that I don't even have to polish the pope to get off, I just glare at it and it begins ejaculating. But I wouldn't want to be accused of hyperbole [8D]

MasterDebater



dreamofthemoon -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 10:30:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

yeah yeah...and at every cocktail party there is the peacemaker.

He is an annoying lil shit, sometimes with a pocket protector full of pens, flood bell bottoms and a Timex.

Then again, other times we get lucky and he is our fuzzy faced, cookie hogging, cutie pie Stevie [:)]


Hmm, flood bell bottoms?  *goes to google*  ...i'm kinda glad i missed the 70's.
First one that came up... http://richhubbins.theclaussens.com/content/binary/RichToWork.jpg



MYSSWHIP -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 10:35:50 AM)

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I'm not interested in Drama your Todger or escorts true Extreme Servitude !
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Lockit -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 10:37:53 AM)

Hey... get your own introduction thread.. this is the second that I have seen you horn in on. Get creative... don't leave your work to other's.



RedMagic1 -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 10:40:04 AM)

Wow.  The irony is hilarious.

I think this was just an accident, but it would be even better if prodommes intentionally started posting here, letting the OP know they session for tribute, just in case xhe's interested.

-- TwueSadistDom



Level -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 10:42:36 AM)

LOL [8D]



Lockit -> RE: is this escort site as all ladies asking for is money tributes giftes , (1/17/2010 10:48:47 AM)

ROFL!



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