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Medical Definitions....Not found in Medical school - 1/16/2010 9:59:43 PM

mydestiny2043

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Artery = The study of paintings.

Benign = What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria.

Caesarean Section = A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan = Searching for kitty.

Cauterise = Made eye contact with her.

Coma = A punctuation mark.

Dilate = To live long.

Enema = Not a friend.

Fibula = A small lie.

Genital = Non-Jewish person.

Impotent = Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain = Getting hurt at work.

Morbid = A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates.

Node = I knew it.

Outpatient = A person who has fainted.

Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative = A letter carrier.

Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery.

Rectum = Very nearly killed him.

Secretion = Hiding something.

Seizure = Roman emperor.

Tablet = A small table.

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour = More than one.

Urine = Opposite of you're out.

Varicose = Near by/close by.

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RE: Medical Definitions....Not found in Medical school - 1/17/2010 11:49:19 AM

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LOL i loved these and because i work in a hospital if its ok im going to print this and share with a few of my co-workers :)

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RE: Medical Definitions....Not found in Medical school - 1/18/2010 5:47:12 AM

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No problem, glad you enjoyed them

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RE: Medical Definitions....Not found in Medical school - 1/18/2010 5:49:08 AM

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lets not forget barium.....what ya do when the CPR fails.

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RE: Medical Definitions....Not found in Medical school - 1/18/2010 5:54:34 AM

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Barium is now officially added to list