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Lockit -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:44:15 AM)

<<<< Is plotting a lesson plan for our wayward Rochsub...

Oh hell with that! Rochsub, your presence is required in the stable. Get there now! We may just have to make an example out of you!




Jeffff -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:47:06 AM)

At My slave camp, I will sew their fingers together so they can't type as disrespectfully as so many of them do here.

There will be an extra charge for that.


Jeffwey




DarkSteven -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:48:08 AM)

I've heard of surcharges... but a sewcharge?  [sm=wtf.gif]




Jeffff -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:49:58 AM)

There seems to be a small, but very vocal market for it!


Jeffwey




Rochsub2009 -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:51:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit
Rochsub, your presence is required in the stable. Get there now! We may just have to make an example out of you!


Yes Ma'am.  (he runs to the stable with a big smile on his face)




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:54:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SM84

wondering what others think of them are they a joke or not????? i think their a joke. by the replys i got and i seem to be right in the thinking their a joke.

ps. i have no damn idea why it says vanilla above my pic. nor do i know how to change it it angers me thou


Sure they exist.  My son starts slave camp in March.  But he calls it bootcamp, and he calls his slave agent his recruiter. YMMV




Lockit -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:55:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit
Rochsub, your presence is required in the stable. Get there now! We may just have to make an example out of you!


Yes Ma'am.  (he runs to the stable with a big smile on his face)



Good answer... well done... but we shall see how long that smile last's!

To be continued out of the public domain! lol




Jeffff -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:57:45 AM)

We tried to send the kid to slave camp. We had to settle for Volleyball and basket ball.....

They never taught her to clean her room........ very disappointing.


Jeff




sexyred1 -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:58:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Ohhhhh confused submissive's... we must have patience ladies... one little comment and he thinks the worst and bails! He's a smart one, but he is going to need attention!

We already took over as per your own request darlin. You did ask for it. Now, why don't you trust us to do the right thing for you? Haven't we three been known for our fair practices?

Did I fail to mention there is a gold and gem mine on the ranch? You surely wouldn't want to miss out on that! Now be patient... everyone gets their due... now don't temp us to release you! We kind of like you.



Ok...guys shirtless in 501's AND jewelry?? This is now an official fantasy gone wild!!




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 10:58:51 AM)

I sent one of my sons to Military Academy.  He makes a better bed than I do.




LafayetteLady -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:00:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

How could you have ten years of experience in the lifestyle (yeah, I read your profile) and have never run across them if they're legit?


Because ten MINUTES of experience is likely more accurate. [8|]




C'mon that's not fair! I mean really the OP is all of 25 years old, and is counting all the times he ordered his hand to do things for him.




Jeffff -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:02:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

I sent one of my sons to Military Academy.  He makes a better bed than I do.



But can he unmake it like you do?

You and your bitchy scowl...:)

Jeff




MasterSlaveLA -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:03:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

At My slave camp, I will sew their fingers together...



Use Crazy Glue for this instead... works faster;  time is money! [:D]





MasterSlaveLA -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:05:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

How could you have ten years of experience in the lifestyle (yeah, I read your profile) and have never run across them if they're legit?


Because ten MINUTES of experience is likely more accurate. [8|]




C'mon that's not fair! I mean really the OP is all of 25 years old, and is counting all the times he ordered his hand to do things for him.



Screaming at "hand" while doin' the-five-knuckle-shuffle:  "Faster, bitch... I said FASTER... and HARDER... yeah, yeah... like that... that's a good slut!!!"  [:D] LOL






WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:07:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

I sent one of my sons to Military Academy.  He makes a better bed than I do.



But can he unmake it like you do?

You and your bitchy scowl...:)

Jeff


my son and I have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy.  I definitely never needed to know THAT much about my son![sm=lalala.gif]




Jeffff -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:07:04 AM)

With sewing you can choose your preferred color and stitch. I am all about the upgrades! But that's how I  roll.


Jeffwey

President and CEO of Jeff's House-O-Slaves




LadyNTrainer -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:07:39 AM)

In the sense the OP is probably thinking, then yeah, they're a joke.  Ancient Seekrit European Houses Of Real Twue Slave Training don't exist and have never existed.

What did exist historically (and still does) is a very real prostitution type slave trade that is nowhere near safe, sane or consensual.  I don't think you want to get involved with any of that shiznit, and if you try to find it because you're that stupid, most likely you'll end up dead in an alleyway.  In any given historical period, it isn't usually hard to find women tricked or trapped into brothels and kept docile with drugs, beatings, etc, or an indentured class laboring in the fields, etc.  This crap has nothing to do with BDSM.  It's straight economics, the same as any other kind of slavery we've seen in human history. 

What also exists currently are seminars, workshops, weekend retreats, etc, that may be structured as a "training camp" for submissives and/or dominants.  Butchmann's Academy comes immediately to mind.  But you can't buy slaves from there with a credit card, so if somebody offers to sell you any, I'd say that a grain or two of salt would come in handy.  Or the whole damn shaker.  [:D]




Jeffff -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:09:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

I sent one of my sons to Military Academy.  He makes a better bed than I do.



But can he unmake it like you do?

You and your bitchy scowl...:)

Jeff


my son and I have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy.  I definitely never needed to know THAT much about my son![sm=lalala.gif]


LOL... Yeah. I have told my daughter I want her to have a full and complete life and EVERYTHING that means.

I just don't want to see it on you-tube


Jeff




MasterSlaveLA -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:24:11 AM)

Besides... everyone knows there are no "slave training camps", as slaves are GROWN and HARVESTED... at "slave farms".





CalifChick -> RE: "slave camps" or "slave agenices" (1/17/2010 11:28:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

How could you have ten years of experience in the lifestyle (yeah, I read your profile) and have never run across them if they're legit?


Because ten MINUTES of experience is likely more accurate. [8|]



C'mon that's not fair! I mean really the OP is all of 25 years old, and is counting all the times he ordered his hand to do things for him.



Oh c'mon guys, when you do the math right out here in public, you're just begging for the guy to get his profile deleted, since that would make him underage when his experience started.  And that would be MEAN, now, wouldn't it?

SweetestSubbliestCali






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