Rule
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ORIGINAL: Rule In any case, having studied the matter a bit, I do affirm that the god of the Jews was a donkey and that early Christian women fornicated with that donkey (them Christian women in those days were all married to the pagan god of the Jews, not to Jesus as nuns are today - and if you are married to someone, perforce one fornicates with that someone: in this case the god of the Jews (who incidentally had been murdered - and thus dethroned - many centuries before Jesus was born)). I'm sincerely hoping that you're joking. About what? Apuleius knew that the donkey was a totem animal of the god of the Jews. Tertullian knew it, as did the Romans and the Jew that Tertullian saw dressed up as a donkey in order to make fun of the Christians (apparently by that time the Jews had forgotten that their god was a donkey), Frank L. Baum appears to have known it, as perchance did the Dutch author Gerard Kornelis van het Reve who was prosecuted for blasphemy in 1966 when he wrote (I quote wikipedia): "In de allereerste aflevering van "Dialoog, tijdschrift voor homofilie en maatschappij" had Gerard Kornelis van het Reve (zoals hij toen nog heette) een 'Brief aan mijn Bank' opgenomen. Daarin vertelde de schrijver hoe hij zich de Wederkomst voorstelde: ’Als God zich opnieuw in Levende Stof gevangen geeft, zal hij als ezel terugkeren, hoogstens in staat een paar lettergrepen te formuleren, miskend en verguisd en geranseld, maar ik zal hem begrijpen en meteen met hem naar bed gaan, maar ik doe zwachtels om zijn hoefjes, dat ik niet te veel schrammen krijg als hij spartelt bij het klaarkomen.´") (In the first issue of 'Dialogue, magazine for homosexuality and society' Gerard Kornelis van het Reve (as his name then was) had included a 'Letter to my Bank'. In this letter the author told how he imagined the Return: 'When God again lets himself be imprisoned in Living Matter, he will return as an ass, barely able to formulate a few syllables, denied and denounced and beaten, but I will understand him and immediately sleep with him, but I will put clothing around his small hoofs, so that I do not get too many scratches when he struggles when he cums." Van het Reve was absolved by the court from the accusation of blasphemy. Also I have concluded independently from the above people that the pagan god of the Jews had a donkey as a linguistically punnish animal totem.
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