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LadyEllen -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 5:11:30 PM)

The OP was very clear - he wants to have raw, naked, gay sex in his yard with his neighbour and doesnt think its right that the law says he cant - because after all Jesus and the founding fathers would have been cool with it.

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InvisibleBlack -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 5:17:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda
There are only a handful of things in this world that are funnier than ridiculing people who don't write very well, and one of the few things that are funnier is ridiculing people who look funny. If someone has the nerve to show up here who not only doesn't write very well, but whose appearance is not acceptable either, then what could possibly be funnier than jumping them from both directions at once? Are you guys telling me I'm wrong?


I was going to make this my sig (with all due credit to you, of course) but it's too long! And thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action!

[Edit: Wait! Maybe I can make it fit!]




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 5:27:17 PM)

Probably he meant the opposite.[:D]

Why do people do this, can't they not say what they don't mean?

In either case I'm sure he'll love that signature being attributed to him.




InvisibleBlack -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 6:04:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

Probably he meant the opposite.[:D]

Why do people do this, can't they not say what they don't mean?

In either case I'm sure he'll love that signature being attributed to him.


But that's the beauty of it! It's perfect! Reading it, I still chuckle.

I'm sure if he objects to my quoting it, he'll let me know and I can change it out but I'm hoping he'll be flattered as you say.




DarkSteven -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 6:04:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Sometimes, when writing a huge thesis on a bunch of related topics, it can be a good plan to prepare an outline, then fill it in and edit it, early and often.


An even better plan is not to post the drivel.

OP, have you noticed that everyone else can post and make sense?




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 6:12:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
OP, have you noticed that everyone else can post and make sense?

You can sell your soul to goldman sachs but I'll stick to prison planet thank you very much indeed.

www.youtube.com/xyzthingeyqvgs

Don't come running to me when I have all the gold! Ha ha ha ha ha.




PyrotheClown -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 6:20:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
OP, have you noticed that everyone else can post and make sense?

You can sell your soul to goldman sachs but I'll stick to prison planet thank you very much indeed.

www.youtube.com/xyzthingeyqvgs

Don't come running to me when I have all the gold! Ha ha ha ha ha.



your link failed, i think the conspiracy is on to you MUHAhahahahahaha*dramatic pause* hahahahahaa




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 6:23:31 PM)

The government pulled the video!

They will not stop us however on this quest for truth honour and integrity.





stella41b -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 6:38:03 PM)

song parody based on R.E.M 'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"

This is the thread on which I will be posting
There's no search function, you can freely post
Let it become a long, long, long, long thread
If I don't post, log out
And let the thread grow some more
Oh
If I don't post, you post
The cabbage is about to go, go on the boil

Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Oh

There's scratches on my keyboard
From the coffee and Coke spluttered while reading posts
But in Politics and Religion they only slag off socialists
You can't call them out due to mods and the TOS
So there's often a lot of stupid, stupid posts

Tell them
Tell them they can kiss my ass and laugh and post that you were only kidding
That way you'll know that you're really really on Collarme

Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Oh

Folks, these instant noodles don't really grab me
I need something more sub-sub-sub-stantial
A can of beer with Domiguy, Nescafe with LaTigresse
A small packet, yes with Lockit, or a bottle of gin with Mercnbeth and Prin

Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Oh

Dublin Kevin keeps coming back, causing havoc on the boards
He always causes lots of smiles and a reason to pretend
In our worlds, there's coloured backgrounds, little need to dream and sleep
The cabbage has gone on the boil

Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
I can always post in the Goreans, call it term in he ate her
Oh
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
Call it term in he ate her, call it term in he ate her
I can always post in the Goreans, call it term in he ate her
Oh




ShaharThorne -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 7:24:32 PM)

ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! They are bleeding from the sight of a middle age male wearing a thong!

No accounting for taste! Even Lizard's father like my taste in getting his underwear.

He should wear boxers so the junk can breathe...thong are known for causing chaffing.

And his belly looks like he is about to give birth to a mini-he!




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 8:15:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack


But that's the beauty of it! It's perfect! Reading it, I still chuckle.

I'm sure if he objects to my quoting it, he'll let me know and I can change it out but I'm hoping he'll be flattered as you say.


I thank you for the compliment. I have to admit, my first reaction was concern that people reading it would think i meant it literally. But then after I considered that for a moment I realized that I'm now beyond the point where I care one way or another what anyone here who doesn't already know me thinks of me, or what i say, one way or the other. So I'll take it as a compliment from someone I respect a great deal. You're quite welcome to it.




MzMia -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 8:49:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

quote:

ORIGINAL: InvisibleBlack


But that's the beauty of it! It's perfect! Reading it, I still chuckle.

I'm sure if he objects to my quoting it, he'll let me know and I can change it out but I'm hoping he'll be flattered as you say.


I thank you for the compliment. I have to admit, my first reaction was concern that people reading it would think i meant it literally. But then after I considered that for a moment I realized that I'm now beyond the point where I care one way or another what anyone here who doesn't already know me thinks of me, or what i say, one way or the other. So I'll take it as a compliment from someone I respect a great deal. You're quite welcome to it.



Panda, you rock!
[;)]|
Move over Invisible Black, we will have to share Panda.
I agree making fun of others is the way to go. 
Great fun and many laughs!
I am also adding it to MY signature line, I had to shorten it to make it fit.

 




intenze -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 9:21:02 PM)

FR:
Sorry folks, but I think there is a bit of double standard re: photos. If a large sized woman puts up provocative photos, people dont make fun (ok except Ron and Domiguy), in fact if someone did they would be ripped and rightly so. This whole thread hhas gotten pretty nasty. One thing to pick on people you know..............




DemonKia -> RE: common revised (1/19/2010 9:57:49 PM)

Hmmmm, Panda, I disagree.

The funniest thing in the world is making fun of ridiculously outmoded traditions, the status quo, & the powers-that-be, far funnier than the baser humor of mocking the ugly & the stupid.

The latter's the low hangin' fruit, & I'm a bit of a snotty elitist as well as a low-brow . ... . ..

[;)]




domiguy -> RE: common revised (1/20/2010 8:54:45 AM)

Piss on the winos?  That was so '09. When you come to town we are going old school and setting them ablaze with gas.

Gotta love the classics!!!




mnottertail -> RE: common revised (1/20/2010 8:57:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: intenze

FR:
Sorry folks, but I think there is a bit of double standard re: photos. If a large sized woman puts up provocative photos, people dont make fun (ok except Ron and Domiguy), in fact if someone did they would be ripped and rightly so. This whole thread hhas gotten pretty nasty. One thing to pick on people you know..............



You know where some fatgirls are? You dint tell me, so I could try get some head? We been thru this before....

I am MODERATE!!!!! you will find yourself on awaiting approval if I dont get a list.

Ron




Jeffff -> RE: common revised (1/20/2010 9:14:21 AM)

Now you have gone and pissed in Ron's sand box I hope you're happy!


Jeff




sirsholly -> RE: common revised (1/20/2010 9:50:40 AM)

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ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! They are bleeding from the sight of a middle age male wearing a thong!
hell...i didn't look that pregnant when i was pregnant.




sirsholly -> RE: common revised (1/20/2010 9:52:11 AM)

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OP, have you noticed that everyone else can post and make sense?

You mean...me too?
Weally and twuely, Stevie?




DemonKia -> RE: common revised (1/20/2010 4:44:49 PM)

Ah, Domi, if I wasn't a low-brow enjoyer of the low-hangin' fruit you wouldn't crack me up as much as ya do . . . . .

[:D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Piss on the winos?  That was so '09. When you come to town we are going old school and setting them ablaze with gas.

Gotta love the classics!!!





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