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FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/23/2006 10:17:35 PM

DameDarkness

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This was sent to me and i had to share it ..... if you have any funny news headlines share please!

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"MAN ARRESTED AFTER ASKING COPS TO TEST HIS NEW CRACK PIPE"

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/24/2006 5:14:02 AM

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"A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, "this sort of thing is all too common". (The Times)"

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/24/2006 5:42:19 AM

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heres another one
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/24/2006 8:07:05 AM

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I was always fond of the "Children make healthy snacks" one myself.

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/25/2006 7:48:49 PM

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Oh no! That's worse than "Slow children at play"

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/27/2006 11:39:37 AM

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LOL thats a sign but it works too i have always been fond of caution blind children area or caution def children area. Hospital zone quiet....Neighborhood watch....what am i watching the neighborhood for?? shoot you show that to a blonde and they will sit there and watch the neighborhood. I have seen it happen. OH and what about deer xing? how the hell do deers know to cross there?

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/27/2006 11:51:03 AM

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ok i got these from a magiszine

Chaina opens its first club ofr bald men. Glare can be seen form space.

USDA to experiment with blueberry burgers,sunflower seed peanut butter and asparagus salsa in shcool lunches. In other news McDonald's near shcool report record sales.

New golf courses built and maintained with prison labor- it has its pros and cons

they might not be to funny but i might get a chuckle heeh

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/28/2006 10:06:36 PM

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Recently a midget clairvoyant escaped from jail. The headline read......
Small medium at large.

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RE: FUNNY NEWS HEADLINES - 3/28/2006 10:27:57 PM

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thats a fucking good one

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