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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 9:44:30 AM

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Women are like flowers. They bloom and for a short time are lovely.

Then you end up tossing them in a dumpster!

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 9:46:20 AM

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Men are like cacti. Beneath their pricks there is nothing but mush

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 9:48:14 AM

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Pleeeeez! I have gotten to the bottom of more pussy than the "cat whisperer."

At one point Jo was muttering something about her heart...Much to our surprise when Jefff pulled out, Jo's heart was attached to the end o' his dick. Her heart appeared to be okay so we proceeded with finishing up our bizdness.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 9:50:38 AM

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Women are like sewers. Once you get in you just hope you don't run into a huge crocodile or some other type of nasties.

Jo, you will be missed.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:03:31 AM

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Shouldn't this thread be in "Positive Experiences"?

Where's a fucking mod when ya need one ?!

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:05:27 AM

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NO!!!! Jo may not consider it a positive experience. Please review your toes.

I am MODERATE!!!! You are awaiting approval!!!!!!

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:06:17 AM

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quote:

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Shouldn't this thread be in "Positive Experiences"?

Where's a fucking mod when ya need one ?!

Too funny!

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:07:59 AM

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quote:

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Much to our surprise when Jefff pulled out, Jo's heart was attached to the end o' his dick. Her heart appeared to be okay so we proceeded with finishing up our bizdness.

Pictures as proof, please.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:09:27 AM

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NO!!!! Jo may not consider it a positive experience. Please review your toes.

I am MODERATE!!!! You are awaiting approval!!!!!!

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It never occurred to me that Jo might not consider it a positive experience......hummmmmm

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:17:43 AM

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I hope Jo returns from the dumpster and tells us her plans for her new poly family.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:19:45 AM

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I expect she's out shopping for matching collars with their names on

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:20:07 AM

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I remember jo begging Jeffff to give her his collar. She said she something about how she hated to go unto the next world never appreciated or loved.
Jeff said "sure." Then he hit her over the head with a shovel.

It was kind of funny. Probably had to be there.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:23:06 AM

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I remember jo begging Jeffff to give her his collar. She said she something about how she hated to go unto the next world never appreciated or loved.
Jeff said "sure." Then he hit her over the head with a shovel.

It was kind of funny. Probably had to be there.

There goes my work face...:)

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:27:59 AM

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I expect she's out shopping for matching collars with their names on

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More like matching strap-ons, lol. And a really special double-ended one, for those "bonding" moments that they crave so much.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:29:38 AM

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I remember jo begging Jeffff to give her his collar. She said she something about how she hated to go unto the next world never appreciated or loved.
Jeff said "sure." Then he hit her over the head with a shovel.

It was kind of funny. Probably had to be there.

Now that's some funny shit.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:30:48 AM

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And a really special double-ended one, for those "bonding" moments that they crave so much.

heh

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:42:50 AM

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I know, Jeff. Ron doubting Jo's positive experience raises suspicion that he may not be as domly as the rest of us. It never ocurred to me either that she would have considered it anything but.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:43:38 AM

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Had she lived, we were going to start a leather family. Me, Domi, Jo, Chicagosub4hydrant.

There was some argument over what kind of dog we should get.... families have dogs

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 10:47:17 AM

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I am simply aghast at how low the little people on this forum will go in an attempt to tarnish what it is that Jefff and I share.

If only God had granted Jefff and I the possibility to embrace the dick we truly would be simply Homoriffic. Living out the remainder of our days in a cum filled cloud of fishing and football.

But alas, like so many other heteros, we are forced to live out whatever days we may have left plundering the holes of you female catastrophes. Sometimes it's hard just to get out of bed. Why has God forsaken us?

I wish I was a homo.

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RE: She will deny it but. - 1/20/2010 11:08:37 AM

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I am simply aghast at how low the little people on this forum will go in an attempt to tarnish what it is that Jefff and I share.

If only God had granted Jefff and I the possibility to embrace the dick we truly would be simply Homoriffic. Living out the remainder of our days in a cum filled cloud of fishing and football.

But alas, like so many other heteros, we are forced to live out whatever days we may have left plundering the holes of you female catastrophes. Sometimes it's hard just to get out of bed. Why has God forsaken us?

I wish I was a homo.

And people wonder why I live for our time spent together.

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