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Geography - 1/21/2010 7:25:32 AM   
VirginPotty


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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa  - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
Europe
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Well-developed and open to trade, especially
For something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
Spain
 - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
Greece
 - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel -  has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet  - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran  - ruled by nuts.

THE END. 

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RE: Geography - 1/21/2010 7:50:39 AM   
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At age eighteen a woman is like the United States - full of energy but a bit clumsy, loves to experiment but tends to leap before she looks, not too knowledgable but has an opinion on everything.

At eighty-one a man is like Canada - has snow on top, tends to go unoticed by his noisy neighbors but as long as he has a beer he'll be happy.



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RE: Geography - 1/21/2010 12:09:03 PM   
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quote:

has snow on top, tends to go unoticed by his noisy neighbors but as long as he has a beer he'll be happy.
That's us!!

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