VirginPotty
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
> the Man of Your House".
>
> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
>
> Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need
> to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will
> prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
> meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are
> going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I
> want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You
> will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
> massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
> to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> His wife replied, "The fricking funeral director."
**Why does this sound like life in Holly's house**
< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 1/21/2010 7:29:03 AM >
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