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kushiels -> Corrupt a Wish Game (1/21/2010 8:16:29 PM)
Anyone ever play this game? Pretty simple, first person makes a wish, and the next person grants it with a mean twist, then makes their own wish. For example: Post 1: I wish I didn't have to go to work today. Post 2: Granted, but you don't have to go because your office flooded, ruining all the work you've done for the last year, which you will now have to redo. Poster #2 would then post his/her own wish so the game can continue. I'll start us off with, I wish I didn't get charged $1800 in dentist bills today!

FelineFae -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/21/2010 9:54:02 PM)
me try this... Granted, there was a computer error in billing. However you never stop getting voice mails and text messages reminding you to floss. i wish my hair would grow faster.

PyrotheClown -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/21/2010 10:19:47 PM)
granted, but you probably didn't expect the beard I wish for world peace (and if you fuck with that you're a horrible horrible person)

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 1:58:01 AM)
Granted, but only because the alien enforcers from Mars turned up. I wish bacon was not only tasty, but also healthy. (And I am indeed a horrible horrible person.)

BKSir -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 2:03:32 AM)
Granted! But unfortunately, there was only one slice, and that guy over there just ate it. I wish chili paste didn't hurt so much when you get it on an open cut.

WyldHrt -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 2:03:59 AM)
horrible horrible person chimes in Granted, but peace was only achieved because our new Alien Overlords required it... before we found out what was really in the soylent green. I wish it would stop raining! ETA- hells bells, you guys are too damned fast! [>:]

BKSir -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 2:07:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt horrible horrible person chimes in Granted, but peace was only achieved because our new Alien Overlords required it... before we found out what was really in the soylent green. I wish it would stop raining! ETA- hells bells, you guys are too damned fast! [>:] Gotta be fast to be a Genie. Also, GRANTED! I hope you like eternal snow though. My previous wish still stands...

WyldHrt -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 2:12:13 AM)
Granted... because you have now lost all tactile sensation from the waist up. [:D] I wish that I wasn't an insomniac.

BKSir -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 2:14:18 AM)
Aw crap... well, at least it's from the waist UP... Also, Granted! But alas, they don't give narcoleptics drivers licenses. Sorry. I wish I was as fit as I was 15 years ago.

WyldHrt -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 2:42:35 AM)
quote: Aw crap... well, at least it's from the waist UP... I wuz being nice [;)]

FelineFae -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 3:12:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir I wish I was as fit as I was 15 years ago. ~Granted~ But you might want to question your personal trainer's motives... Really, they don't all send flowers to your home address, or rummage through your garbage for hair and nail trimmings... i wish bras weren't so uncomfortable.

fluffypet61 -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (1/22/2010 5:04:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelineFae i wish bras weren't so uncomfortable. Granted, but only because you had to have a bi-lateral mastectomy and the implants are so perky you don't need a bra. i wish i didn't have to wait so long to move to Master.

kushiels -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (2/3/2010 3:35:24 PM)
Granted, but the move is rushed and you lose all of your belongings. I wish I didn't have to work today.

EbonyWood -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (2/3/2010 3:39:44 PM)
Granted, but you're not going because you're locked in your closet and really need to pee. I wish it was my birthday.

hlen5 -> RE: Corrupt a Wish Game (2/3/2010 3:48:35 PM)
Granted, but no birthday cake for you since it was in the apartment directly below Kushiel's closet (drip drip). I wish I didn't have to go to work this evening.

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