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Tantriqu -> RE: I have a Curious Question about a myth I heard about Birth Control Pills? (1/22/2010 7:41:08 PM)
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1. wrong hormone to prevent erections: however, could be first-degree homicide:
2. you'd get an abscess the size of a grapefruit, hepatitis and/or AIDS from 'someone' injecting you with a dirty needle in your muscle
plus: if they injected crushed pills in a vein, you can die much, much faster.
3. you might die from a blood clot or high blood pressure, especially if you're a smoker
4. enjoy your morning sickness [that is, you'd be puking your guts out after the equivalent of three or four pills, less if you were sensitive]
5. you might get massive and painful boobs like a marijuana addict or gym 'roid rat.
Same things might happen if you 'accidentally' ate your gf's month of pills.
However, if you 'accidentally' ate one of her pills, if you're a non-smoker and you don't puke:
6. you might only crave chocolate and cry at insurance commercials
7. but the pimples on your ass might clear up.
After School Special music: The More You Know!
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