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Crania B. Damage - 1/22/2010 11:10:11 PM

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It did say stupidity right ?

Crania lives in apartment H, wherever that is. I haven't found it in the twenty years I have been here. She is a prostitute and making $240,000 per year. She loves horses and owns a couple of them, which we also can't seem to find. She fills out every survey and whatnot that comes to the mailbox. She smokes menthol, but forever gets coupons for non menthol cigarettes. Thus her usefulness to me.

She is a figment of my Father's imagination, and shares that distinction with our other guests, Jack M. Jaws and Sukim Mi Engordi. There may be a few more around but I can't even find these fucikng people. One has a check from some lawyer and the other seems to have won the Nigerian lottery. On top of all that I think the FBI is looking for Sukim.

But I get three bucks off of four packs ! Can't beat that huh !

T

Oh, and I forgot the whole reason this came up. In the mail came an invitation to an equestarian club. I was wondering what I should wear. Where is BalletBob when you need him ?

T

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RE: Crania B. Damage - 1/23/2010 5:55:27 AM

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Wtf?!!

Termy...how much beer have you had?!!

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RE: Crania B. Damage - 1/23/2010 6:15:38 AM

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Blushes I was wondering if Termy has maybe quit drinking or smoking because of his eyes which could explain the post

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RE: Crania B. Damage - 1/23/2010 8:15:20 AM

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I can't imagine why people from other countries laugh at Americans.....

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RE: Crania B. Damage - 1/23/2010 10:44:19 AM

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Beer schmeer, this is all true. Toward the end of life the olman was retired. He had nothing better to do with his time. He made up these names mainly to get cigarette coupons because nearly everyone we know smokes. We were the coupon capital of Cleveland.

The olman was a bit of a sicko I might add. The name Sukin Mi Engordi came from him trying to be inconspicuously lewd. It was going to be Sukim Engordi but where it said name last, first, Mi for middle initial, well it said Mi so he put Mi and figured it fit quite well.

I assure you I was not drunk when I posted this, I really am that crazy. Perhaps this will give y'all some insight as to why.

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