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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/3/2010 7:57:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

From CreativeDominant to SirsHolly (when her smart phone was...erm...outsmarting her) the phone doesn't hate you just because you do not know how to answer it. The phone has heard things from the computer, microwave, television, VCR, vacuum, etc., etc.. you ONLY think you have it on "vibrate" ...in actuality, the phone is trembling in fear every time a call or text comes in.

I remember this one. It was one of the few things that made me laugh so hard my drink came out my nose.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/3/2010 11:01:36 AM

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this is not a game where you slap a Master banner on your ass and strut around, cock first.

From Holly... *(who knew)

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/3/2010 11:32:09 AM

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My fav from Domiguy...

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/3/2010 12:37:07 PM

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Oh hell no! Those last two are priceless!!!

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/3/2010 1:09:08 PM

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MusicMystery made a good one in this thread.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3044097/tm.htm

"Seems to me the bar for "racist" is pretty low these days. Anything not entirely inclusive is 'racist'. I had white cream cheese on my bagel this morning. But don't worry...I'll have chocolate syrup on my ice cream later. Ooops. Now I'm racist toward Native Americans and Asians. Well, I'll eat it with an eagle feather on a yellow plate. While leaning neither left nor right, progressively forward nor reactionarily backward."

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/3/2010 8:19:36 PM

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From winterrose77 in the Dom vs Domme thread:
"Supremacy in and of itself is grounds for immediately getting onto my spider-in-your-milk list.
You don't want to be on that list.
spiders are icky. "

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3044870/mpage_3/tm.htm

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 2:39:31 AM

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MusicMystery made a good one in this thread.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3044097/tm.htm

"Seems to me the bar for "racist" is pretty low these days. Anything not entirely inclusive is 'racist'. I had white cream cheese on my bagel this morning. But don't worry...I'll have chocolate syrup on my ice cream later. Ooops. Now I'm racist toward Native Americans and Asians. Well, I'll eat it with an eagle feather on a yellow plate. While leaning neither left nor right, progressively forward nor reactionarily backward."

Well you failed to say that the bagel should not be fried in porkfat, so you have upset both the muslims and the jews

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 3:25:43 AM

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 7:00:42 AM

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Just want to remind you that he said that TO ME... Don't be shoplifting the offers there you sassy wench.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 1:41:29 PM

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so stupid you can't believe someone said it.

We have a winner! Courtesy of ArabianKnight80

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I dont post pictures or tell you about me bacause slaves dont need to know that. there SLAVES

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 2:11:32 PM

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I thought about a quote from Ross... but I don't know if there is enough bandwidth for that.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 2:34:10 PM

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I love this thread! My thanks to the folks who enjoyed some of My past quotes enough to put them on here.

My favorite one comes from a discussion on the misconception that male submissives are pussies.

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Of course, I humbly bow to the woman who can use her "pussy" to fire a gun and drive a tank, etc..

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 2:39:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama
Of course, I humbly bow to the woman who can use her "pussy" to fire a gun and drive a tank, etc..

There are women out there that can do that............w-o-o-o-o-w.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/4/2010 3:11:03 PM

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WHy aren't you giving me respect im a real DOM not some sissy/girl
IM 29! I do have a harem. I have 10 slaves and they all had plastic surgery because my mom does them for free. IM A DOM you should say SIR
I AM REAL. I am a buisnessman I won a dry-cleaner.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/8/2010 4:50:26 PM

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And the award for the Best Quote in the Ask A Mistress category goes to...

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When nobody knows you yet it's best to start off with a question that is pretty clearly not thinly veiled wanking material.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/8/2010 5:30:50 PM

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The fabulous Lance Hughes

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Y'all straight women can NOT push your weird straight guys over here, hoping they'll be "coverted," anymore than we gays can "convert" to being straight.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/8/2010 5:42:44 PM

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I have yet to see you post anything other than gravy. The people you are condecending have been serving meat and potatoes on the forum for a long time and I would trust their receipes to feed and nurture anytime, if a person has the stomache to digest it.

That's the dark.

She's delicious!

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/8/2010 5:56:32 PM

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Ok, where is the tap tap tap part and where is the one about the Deaf Mutes....Forgot the first two words...

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/8/2010 6:15:54 PM

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I loved the Kentucky Deaf Mute thread, I think his name was polyamorous.

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RE: CM Quotes Worth Repeating - 2/9/2010 9:40:56 AM

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I know I sound like a huge babbling dork. That's because it's hard when you're new. It's also because I really am a huge babbling dork.

Radically Awesome said that. Very charming, eh?

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