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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 2:25:56 PM

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I see you have heard of it.

The 5' 7" an under French Napoleonic Society of Online Domabees have to be extremely careful.

They lost nearly a quarter of their members last year when they were charged by an angry corn fed U.S. subby. Little French men were flying everywhere.

The devastation, oh my, the devastation.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 2:57:26 PM

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Dear DomiGuy and Jefff,
What if the OP was sincere? Would you still be teasing her? How can you crush on their reasonable requests like this?

What if it wasn’t just some weird unreasonable online fantasy posted for their own voyeuristic thrills at the reader’s expense and it wasn’t a rude waste of our time and forum space?

What if the OP didn’t meant to be vague, pointless and completely without guidance for the readers as to exactly what she needed help with?

What if she was sincerely seeking someone that wanted to see an old Brazilian MILF bitch with rash from poisonous plants strip while they were being photographed for an online Dom from France?

I say we should help them! Lets rephrase her plea in words we can all clearly understand and empathize with.

Is she seeking a local herbalist in Brazil for nettles?
Is she seeking a local photographer in Brazil to document the event for her online Dom in France?
Is she seeking a local pervert that likes watching old women with a rash strip?
… or, is she seeking the one true partner? A perverted MILF rash fan, who is an herbalistic photographer that will poison her with nettles and then photograph her rashy ass while she strips?

So I say, get the facts straight before you go crushin’ on people with the sincere desire to fulfill their French online Dom’s achievement so he can qualify for the 5' 7" an under French Napoleonic Society of Online Domabees when they start taking applications again!

You bastards . . . how could you crush the frail (and short) fantasies of two innocent people like that! You should mail her nettles & nylons along with your apologies!

Sincerely,
Repented Sadisticologist

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 3:04:31 PM

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You are so thoughtful. Your insight has made me feel small and foolish. You , Sir, are a prince among men!

Oops ... wrong thread... sorry

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 3:43:46 PM

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“Oops ... wrong thread” WTF . . . and just when I thought you repented your morals about rashy MILFs.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 3:45:27 PM

Jeffff

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As a dominant who stands 6 feet tall, I don't need to repent. it's in the bylaws.

Jeff

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 3:54:29 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

As a dominant who stands 6 feet tall, I don't need to repent. it's in the bylaws.

Jeff

I feel like this new height rule is very sexist! I just can't compete here

Unless I wore hella high heels...

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 3:55:49 PM

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What is the phrase I am looking for....................... oh.. Tough titties, toots!

Love

Jeff

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 3:59:33 PM

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They are all pretty much the same when you bend them over.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 4:01:16 PM

VaguelyCurious

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Well I'll have to consider an equal rights for shorties campaign-the itty bitty domly committee!

I know there are a few titches like me hanging around the boards...

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 4:05:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
I feel like this new height rule is very sexist! I just can't compete here

Unless I wore hella high heels...

Next thing you know, switches are gonna' ask for equal rights!

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 4:08:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
I feel like this new height rule is very sexist! I just can't compete here

Unless I wore hella high heels...

Next thing you know, switches are gonna' ask for equal rights!

I think that would be a step too far. I consider myself very liberal but some things are just a bit much.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 4:30:27 PM

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Definition of a switch:
~Noun

1. something that turns the lights on and off
2. a slender, flexible shoot, rod, etc., used esp. in whipping or disciplining.
3. a category in the BDSM community for people with a confused identity. i. e. some who hasn’t found themselves yet.
4. a track structure for diverting moving trains in France or rolling stock from one track to another, commonly consisting of a pair of movable rails that were manufactured in Brazil.
5. a hairpiece consisting of a bunch or tress of long hair or some substitute, fastened together at one end and worn by short women in France to supplement their height.

~Verb

1. to whip or beat with a switch or the like; lash: He switched the boy with a cane coated in nettle juice.
2. to turn, shift, or divert: to switch conversation from a painful subject about switches to less pain topics like itty bitty Domme Commity.
3. to shift or exchange: The two girls switched their lunch boxes because one was full of nettles and underwear.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 4:59:21 PM

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thank you sunshinemiss...

You know exactly how it works for LDR D/s.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 5:10:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyJay

thank you sunshinemiss...

You know exactly how it works for LDR D/s.

LadyJay,
I’ll take you seriously for the space of this one reply.

What on earth are you thinking? How do you plan to get someone interested in watching you get a rash and then strip? Are you gonna blow him or something? You said no sexual contact in one of your replies . . . what in the world is in it for the guy who has to examine your rash? How do you plan to bait someone into that? Maybe a medical student that will treat you for it?

I imagine you can hire the services of a photographer and a model, at least they will be getting paid. Other than that, neither I or most people reading this thread think the things you describe will ever happen on this planet and that you and Larme are full of bullshit.

Please correct me … put me in my place . . . show me the reality of your OP and how it will work.

Sincerely,
Kalon Eric
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larme,
You asked us to direct questions at you. I ask you, if I were in Brazil, why in the world would you think I want to look at your girls rash? What headspace do you have going here?

-Kalon Eric
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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 5:44:31 PM

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Gee whiz, that was all warm and cuddly!

Jeff

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 7:23:08 PM

ResidentSadist

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Just trying to "embrace" the spirit of the OP in a LDR D/s sorta way.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 7:25:00 PM

Jeffff

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C'mere you... you need a hug!

Jeffwey

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 7:26:56 PM

ResidentSadist

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talk about a cuddly aardvark

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 7:29:28 PM

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Hm, seems appropriate.

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RE: Help needed for an assignment - 1/29/2010 7:32:37 PM

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LOL!!... boy Domi is gonna be pissed!...

well played Raven..:)

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