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LatteAddict -> King Arthur (1/25/2010 5:22:02 AM)

King Arthur's servant opens the curtains to a glorious new dawn and upon waking his master says, 'Good morning, good Knight'.

'That was a pretty short day,' replies Arthur.

EDITED as grammar woz noo gud




GreedyTop -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 6:43:00 AM)

*Groan*




FelineFae -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 8:37:06 AM)

The servant would then be thrown into the dungeon for not properly addressing the king, wouldn't he ?

[sm=imking.gif] [sm=sm.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 9:23:05 AM)

FAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *tacklesmooch*

and good point!!




FelineFae -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 9:40:00 AM)

[sm=hearts.gif] i got smooched.




GreedyTop -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 9:58:19 AM)

any time, gorgeous ;)




hejira92 -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 10:18:47 AM)

What? No coconuts?




EbonyWood -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 10:28:09 AM)

It's only a model.




GreedyTop -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 10:32:34 AM)

Your mother was a hampster!! your father smelt of elderberries!




Jeffff -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 10:35:57 AM)

I fart in your general direction!




FelineFae -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 10:49:57 AM)

" There's only one punishment for setting alight the grail shaped beacon. "




hejira92 -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 11:05:34 AM)

That's why I love this place. And silly me wondered if anyone would get it.




Jeffff -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 11:07:29 AM)

SOME people........ call me Tim......




ManInTheBox -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 11:14:24 AM)

Look if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve Arghhhhh...he'd just say it!




hejira92 -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 11:45:05 AM)

A spanking! A spanking!


( only my favorite, all time quote! )




plsurnpain -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 4:35:47 PM)

"bring me.........a SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




EbonyWood -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 4:40:41 PM)

We have ways of knowing if she is a witch.
 
Do they hurt!!?




FourQ -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 4:40:51 PM)

Great! Now I have visions of pain subs saying "Tis but a scratch"... "I've had worse"... "Come on you pansy!"




InvisibleBlack -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 4:47:51 PM)

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!




EbonyWood -> RE: King Arthur (1/25/2010 4:55:47 PM)

Bloody peasants.




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