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The Wash Cloth - 1/25/2010 7:30:25 PM

MasterG2kTR

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The Wash Cloth

Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few
minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do,
I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the
appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was
here by the sink, it had all m y glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor. Ever!!!

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RE: The Wash Cloth - 1/25/2010 7:52:13 PM

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RE: The Wash Cloth - 1/26/2010 11:19:03 AM

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