SubMaster79 -> Valentine's Day Present (1/27/2010 1:21:15 PM)
What's the perfect Valentine's Day present?
A pair of slippers and a dildo.
...If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself. [:D]
DesFIP -> RE: Valentine's Day Present (1/28/2010 12:41:31 PM)
And your opinion of women as so expressed explains why you are still searching.
jen182 -> RE: Valentine's Day Present (1/30/2010 3:59:08 PM)
i got a text simalar to that last year for xmas, except it said a tshirt and a dildo, either way, give a gal a dildo and most are happy....personnally i just think they neat to look at....plastic just isnt the same as the real deal