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mydestiny2043 -> Poof, the light goes off (1/27/2010 3:50:47 PM)

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical... All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight.. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' George is doing fine! But I had to
call
you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God . Is it true that he
gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and
when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!
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DrkJourney -> RE: Poof, the light goes off (1/27/2010 3:55:12 PM)

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MistressTonya2u -> RE: Poof, the light goes off (1/28/2010 6:10:04 AM)

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