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BeachMystress -> Women's Bedtime Prayer (3/25/2006 1:02:54 AM)
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I ask, "How big is my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
in the hall, the pool, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the asshole you sent me instead!!!
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