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Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:41:57 PM

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A German reptile collector has been jailed for 14 weeks and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine for plundering New Zealand's wild gecko and skink populations, a judge has ruled.

Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, is to be deported to Germany as soon as he is released from prison, Judge Colin Doherty ordered Tuesday.

Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.

Is that a lizard in your pants, or are you just gladd to see me?

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:52:59 PM

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Heee heee heee hee hee hee!!

It's not nice to walk around with unknown lizards in your pants...

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:53:09 PM

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Yes, but imagine how much he just saved by using Geico....

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:54:41 PM

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ok thats just wrong I had visions of a cartoon lizard bondage scene

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:55:37 PM

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lucy, every time I see your avatar I burst out laughing. I think you have the anteater beat. :)

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:57:03 PM

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hey thas cool
pokes out my penguin tongue at the anteater pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbttth
thanks Red

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 8:59:08 PM

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There were 44 lizards, so maybe he's looking to start a poly house of pets???

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 9:05:14 PM

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quote:

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ok thats just wrong I had visions of a cartoon lizard bondage scene

More like a cartoon lizard bondage orgy..in some dudes sweaty underwear.....

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 9:07:06 PM

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So what's wrong with being skinky?

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 9:12:21 PM

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So what's wrong with being skinky?

That just makes it skanky.

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RE: Motherfuckin' Lizards on a Motherfuckin' Plane! - 1/27/2010 9:19:39 PM

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a kinky skanky skink?

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