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MasterG2kTR -> Six Truths of life (1/28/2010 6:23:23 PM)

Six Truths of Life


1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.


2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it


3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.


4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.


5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.


6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


I apologize about this.


I'm an idiot and I needed company ...





And I know you have a sense of humor and some teeth.




jen182 -> RE: Six Truths of life (1/28/2010 9:53:16 PM)

hahaha, you got me, i like that one



DaddysGirl160 -> RE: Six Truths of life (1/28/2010 9:55:15 PM)

excellent!! that was funny....thanks for sharing, Sir



LatteAddict -> RE: Six Truths of life (1/29/2010 12:10:36 PM)

Pretty good.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Six Truths of life (1/29/2010 4:26:22 PM)

(grumbles)  bazturd!



OrionAndi -> RE: Six Truths of life (1/30/2010 12:24:54 PM)

The six REAL truths of life.

1. The bitch needs to learn her place.
2. Men are far superior.
3. Men can piss standing up. (see point 2)
4. History and the Wimmin's Rights Movement have shown men own everything. (see point 2)*
5. Men can rape women. Women can't rape men. (see point 2).
6. All women are sexually attracted to ME. Especially when I'm drunk in a club. And if they're not they're obviously lesbians. (see point 8)

*Except Anita Roddick (who's dead) and Deborah from Dragon's Den. Who doesn't fancy me. The stuck-up bulldyke. (see point 6). Also see point 1 - I bed she'd LURVE a bit of rough!

8. Most women have already started complaint posts and haven't even noticed that point 7 is missing. The dappy tarts. See point 2.

So all in all I have easily proven that men are superior in every way. And I haven't even mentioned that we can play football properly and don't turn into totally insane axe killers once a month.

Orion

*Looks at Andromeda*

er... AHEM...

*Looks at the BEAUTIFUL Andromeda*

*Gulp*

*Looks at the Beautiful, loving forgivin... ummm... Andi... sharpening her Rag-Week-Axe-Of Death*

Sorry lads, I'm outta here!!!

*Runs*



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