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ShaharThorne -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 5:05:01 AM)

[:'(] to wankers...scammers get the finger ,,I,,




thornhappy -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:23:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Your profile makes it clear that the two of you saw some sexandsubmission clips and thought they were hawt.  So you figure all you need is a female bi slave to plop down in your house and you'd get 24/7 fantasy fulfillment. 

Even worse, Steven, even worse!!  They just saw the trailers, and were too cheap to shell out the bucks for a full episode!!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:24:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika


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ORIGINAL: CNJDom

Yahoooooo!   Soon I'll be deep (clap clap clap) in the heart of Texas with a wad of dough and wild look in my eye...



I hope you will come up to Canada to let me see my return on investment, even if for one night!

You know Canada has absolutely no slavery. The Act Against Slavery was an Act passed by Upper Canada on July 9, 1793 to prohibit slavery. The Act remained in force until 1833 when the British Parliament's Slavery Abolition Act abolished slavery in most parts of the British Empire. Very sad thing.

- LA


Which of course only proves that I am fake, fake, fake *shakes head sadly* Just don't tell Master Tim, 'k?

fakezeph




ResidentSadist -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:25:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: thornhappy
Even worse, Steven, even worse!!  They just saw the trailers, and were too cheap to shell out the bucks for a full episode!!

Are you saying there are cheap trolls on this free web site? Surely you jest!




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:28:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

E(again) TA:  Their G-DAMN profile is black on blue - How VERY, Very, very clever..... (NOT!) and how VERY, Very, very un-readable - my eyes got tired from lack of paragraph breaks at about the same second my brain got tired of the drivel....  Since osf has <ever so slightly> mellowed, maybe we could send Maria and Charlie to him for some "facts of life" training.

So pathetic, I can't really laugh at them.......... they might have just not had any good training - If they came to a play party, how long do you think until the host "terminates" them?  I've got "under 5 minutes" in the pool.... What? no more takers?


Thanks for saving me the trouble (and eyestrain) of perving their profile. Now I won't need the expense of needing new glasses.

zeph




UniqueRaven -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:36:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I hear you can have all the bifem slaves you want in Texas for about $850 a pop. Lemme know how that works out.



Wait, i'm supposed to actually get paid for? How come nobody told me this?

Maybe it's because i'm not bi.....[X(]




Jeffff -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:37:46 AM)

I know just how the OP feels........



MistressJeff




Sundowner -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 7:53:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mariaandcharlie

We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate ?



In case there are any disappointed real female slaves reading this who are thinking "shit - I'd have so been up for that if only I were bi and not hetero" I may have a solution for you.

Or indeed any bi female slaves whose only problem is the North Carolina thing (I can't imagine anything else in the OP's profile post would be unattractive for a weal slave); I'm not judgemental; bi, hetero - slaves are all wonderful as long as they're weal. (Oh and being twue helps).








LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 8:01:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mariaandcharlie

We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate ?


No.  Leave immediately!!




CarrieO -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 8:06:54 AM)

OP, three of the four posts you've made in your time here on CM have been to voice this same complaint.  Point being if this has been an ongoing problem for you...maybe it has less to do with the quality of people you're meeting on CM and more to do with your quality or lack thereof.

Just a thought.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 8:13:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: littlebitxxx

WalMart, aisle 4, halfway down, bottom shelf.  Three colours and styles to choose from but they are expecting a new shipment any day now.  Heard they were going on sale for Valentine's Day...half off.  


Which half?!!![sm=couch.gif]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 8:14:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: Mariaandcharlie

We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate ?



In case there are any disappointed real female slaves reading this who are thinking "shit - I'd have so been up for that if only I were bi and not hetero" I may have a solution for you.

Or indeed any bi female slaves whose only problem is the North Carolina thing (I can't imagine anything else in the OP's profile post would be unattractive for a weal slave); I'm not judgemental; bi, hetero - slaves are all wonderful as long as they're weal. (Oh and being twue helps).




Wait...I have to be weal, bi, AND twue. *sigh* this is just too hard, I'm going to stay a fake.

lazyzeph




Rule -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 9:40:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mariaandcharlie
We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate?

It is indeed impossible to here find and acquire a slave that is not a fake or a liar.
Some places it is far easier. The other day I was on Gor, on invitation of the Great Ambassador to Gor, and all I had to do was to yell "Kneel, slave-girls!" I must have said something funny, for you would hardly believe how many of them slave-girls started to laugh! (It got even more embarrassing when the Free also started to laugh.)

So yes, you are quite right. Except for the Great Ambassador and me none of the people in these forums have ever been to Gor. They are all fakes.





sunshinemiss -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 9:48:47 AM)

 
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ORIGINAL: Mariaandcharlie

We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate ?


Yes, they are in Nigeria.

*edited for the quote thingy.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 10:09:37 AM)

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 10:17:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

OP, there ARE in fact female slaves that are bi and not taken.  But not many.  The question is, why would any of these few and sought-after types want you?

Your profile makes it clear that the two of you saw some sexandsubmission clips and thought they were hawt.  So you figure all you need is a female bi slave to plop down in your house and you'd get 24/7 fantasy fulfillment.  You don't address any nonsexual aspects of serving such as domestic chores, and nothing vanilla at all - will there be cuddling?  Do you expect the three of you will go shopping or horseback riding together?

Also, do you have any experience?  It doesn't seem so.  A slave is putting her life in your hands - bondage gone bad could injure her, to say nothing of any other activities.

Summing up - you're demanding a LOT of a prospective slave and not showing much that you're giving in return, not even a pic of the male half.  No wonder that the only ones showing interest are the scammers and wankers.



That dang Steven... being all practical and stuff!




DarkSteven -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 10:20:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kollins500

hi, how is your day today? am kollins from united states am just new to this site ok i want to know more about you ok waiting to read from you now.


OP, you're in luck!  The above post is from a 35 yo male Dominant, 7' and 1 lb, who I'm sure would be happy to change his profile to read that he's a female slave!




xxblushesxx -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 10:20:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kollins500

hi, how is your day today? am kollins from united states am just new to this site ok i want to know more about you ok waiting to read from you now.


Yeah, uh huh, SURE ya are...[:-][;)]




girlygurl -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 10:24:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Mariaandcharlie

We've encountered nothing but fakes, liars, and bullshiters...not one real slave so far. Are there any real bi female slaves on this site, that are not already collared, and ready to relocate ?


No. Everyone on here is fake, lies constantly, and full of shit. In fact, the words you see here are not real. Everything I'm typing is fake and a lie. OH, and you can count on the fact that I'm full of shit.


girly,
A CM slut full of shit.




CalifChick -> RE: Any real bi female slaves on this site that are not collared ??? (1/30/2010 11:11:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kollins500

hi, how is your day today? am kollins from united states am just new to this site ok i want to know more about you ok waiting to read from you now.


So fucking funny in unexpected ways.

Cali




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