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ShaharThorne -> ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 4:59:11 AM)
Someone perv me and their photos is nothing but cock! What a way to NOT get my attention... grabs a spoon and gorges her eyes out

DarkSteven -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 5:03:35 AM)
This could be fun. Guys, let's see how many cock pics we can post here and keep Shahar in a frenzy all day!!! My contribution... [image]local://upfiles/602754/5677453799A342B981E17D4C495B0092.jpg[/image]

chiaThePet -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 6:28:25 AM)
Isn't a link in order here? And the names and numbers of known obscene phone callers and the best times to reach them. Just in case I might want to right the wrong these heathen thrust upon an unsuspecting audience. chia* (the pet)

camille65 -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 6:53:04 AM)
I got one yesterday, guy was spreading his cheeks apart. [:'(] Made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

ResidentSadist -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:19:51 AM)
I presume it was a small unattractive cock or this post may have read differently? quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Someone perv me and their photos is nothing but cock! What a way to NOT get my attention... grabs a spoon and gorges her eyes out

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:28:27 AM)
I got a friend request today and opened my mail and it was a picture of a penis [&:]

Aynne88 -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:32:33 AM)
Not to speak for all ladies RS, but no, I don't care what it looks like, a random bunch of cock shots from a stranger always elicit an "ewwwww wtf dude" response from me. It's just not appealing to most women. Hence the difference in the subscriptions to Playgirl vs. Playboy. It might be the lovliest cock ever and I still want to get to know who it is attached to first, of I am going to think the sender is rather...pathetic.

EbonyWood -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:32:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone I got a friend request today and opened my mail and it was a picture of a penis [&:] Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Just be there for each other.

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:36:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone I got a friend request today and opened my mail and it was a picture of a penis [&:] Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Just be there for each other. Yeah but EW I had already asked you to stop sending me cock pics and yet you persisted so that is why I rejected your friend request [:D]

EbonyWood -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:41:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone Yeah but EW I had already asked you to stop sending me cock pics and yet you persisted so that is why I rejected your friend request [:D] And here I was thinking it was because your box was full. [8\|]

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:43:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood And here I was thinking it was because your box was full. [8\|] Oh no EW my box can take a whole lot more than you were offering [sm=biggrin.gif]

EbonyWood -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:47:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone Oh no EW my box can take a whole lot more than you were offering [sm=biggrin.gif] I was being a gentleman (difficult to believe I know) and ahem keeping something in reserve.

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 7:58:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood I was being a gentleman (difficult to believe I know) and ahem keeping something in reserve. Something in reserve???? EW...sweetie darlin', from the looks of that photo you were keeping the whole thing in reserve [:)]

BLKMADONA -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:02:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 I got one yesterday, guy was spreading his cheeks apart. [:'(] Made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. LMAO-I bet that was better than looking the pic for a second time!!![sm=biggrin.gif]

EbonyWood -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:09:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood I was being a gentleman (difficult to believe I know) and ahem keeping something in reserve. Something in reserve???? EW...sweetie darlin', from the looks of that photo you were keeping the whole thing in reserve [:)] Didn't want to offend your tender...sensibilities. Not a lady of your...um...experience.

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:26:15 AM)
You are all heart EW You have to be all something since it ain't all down there is it honey?

EbonyWood -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:38:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone You are all heart EW You have to be all something since it ain't all down there is it honey? You're right. Compared to yours, my One Eye is not worth showing to anyone. I shall withdraw it from your box.

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:45:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood You're right. Compared to yours, my One Eye is not worth showing to anyone. I shall withdraw it from your box. Oh...sorry was it in my box? I didn't realise

EbonyWood -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:51:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood You're right. Compared to yours, my One Eye is not worth showing to anyone. I shall withdraw it from your box. Oh...sorry was it in my box? I didn't realise Yes it was in a large, dusty empty place. A few cobwebs.... [sm=duel.gif]

wandersalone -> RE: ARGH!!! MY EYES!!! (1/30/2010 8:54:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood Yes it was in a large, dusty empty place. A few cobwebs.... [sm=duel.gif] sighs..... errr EW that wasn't my box, that was your head [sm=cactus.gif]

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