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MrQwerty -> HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/25/2006 10:35:07 AM)
I need a hot tub any offers???

champagnewishes -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/25/2006 11:34:05 PM)
Sorry, my ex got mine in the divorce.

Yedi -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 1:12:24 AM)
Go to a winery and ask to buy a old vat

MrQwerty -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 4:47:47 AM)
I guess I am destined never to know the joy of having sex with bikini clad babes in a hot tub. Life can be so cruel at times can’t it? I’ve seen it in the films and just wanted to find out what it is like in real life. This is the problem I suppose we desire the things we can’t have because the media tempts us. Never mind I will carry on in my cold bath alone, with only a rubber duck for company. I can always depend on MrDuck he never lets me down.

GoodMasterRob -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 4:50:53 AM)
I will sell you a hot tub.

MrQwerty -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 5:08:32 AM)
Does it come with free bikini babes?

MHOO314 -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 6:09:42 AM)
Perhaps if you put your winkie back in your swimtrunks and wiped the drool off your face you might get more takers. [;)]

LadyMorgynn -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 6:13:40 AM)
<snorting my tea again> quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 Perhaps if you put your winkie back in your swimtrunks and wiped the drool off your face you might get more takers. [;)]

FullCircle -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 6:24:58 AM)
Leave the little man alone you bullies he is all MIIIINE!!!

MrQwerty -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 6:33:34 AM)
For you MHOO314 I will try to keep the beast under control but it will not be easy for such a stunner such as yourself.

MHOO314 -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 6:35:29 AM)
<smiles> schmoozer!

MrQwerty -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 6:39:00 AM)
So MHOO314 when I buy my new hot tub from GoodMasterRob can I count you in???

TexasMaam -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 10:40:12 AM)
Go to a nudist camp, MrQwerty. Enjoy. TexasMaam

Evanesce -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 12:06:10 PM)
quote: I’ve seen it in the films and just wanted to find out what it is like in real life. You're not missing much. What it is like in real life: Wet, but not in a good way. The water washes away ALL natural lubricant, and it "squeaks." Give me dry land any day!

MHOO314 -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 1:09:52 PM)
and like a pool, people pee in it.

proudsub -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/26/2006 11:51:08 PM)
quote: I need a hot tub any offers??? Someone on www.freecycle.org was giving one away in our area a while ago.

JohnWarren -> RE: HOT TUB USAGE REQUIRED (3/27/2006 5:03:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: proudsub quote: I need a hot tub any offers??? Someone on www.freecycle.org was giving one away in our area a while ago. Many people aren't aware of how expensive it is to move a hot tub properly, particularly if they are a few years old and the fiberglass or plastic has had a chance to polymerize. The material gets rigid and cracks easily so the tub just can't be flipped on its side and pushed around.

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