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DomMeinCT -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 9:50:16 PM)
FR #13. Whatever you post, assume that everyone will agree with you....after all, we're all part of one big community, right? #14. Warning the board's readers about the dangers of internet interaction always makes an excellent first-time thread. Edited for typo.

stella41b -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (1/31/2010 11:24:51 PM)
Latin Terms Used In Posts ab initio the vanilla cone accessit logging on ad hoc posting about white wine ad homimem posting about homosexuals ad infinitum an opening post which goes on and on and on and on ad nauseum a posting on a topic you're sick of anno domini a Nigerian dominant a posteriori a regular poster a priori a moderator ars longa vita brevis the buttplug doesn't fit (literally 'fat ass short stick') bona fide a hard erection cum laude a noisy orgasm de facto a solitary Mexican fact dixi a cock shot ex post facto posting to an ancient thread Gloria in excelsis highly attractive young Italian domme infra dig posting just to snark in loco parentis my parents are coming to stay magna cum laude multiple noisy orgasms nil desperandum writing long thoughtful messages to women and not getting replies back primus inter pares male dom trolling an owned female slave post meridiemnot posting until midday post mortem a posting which kills the thread quid pro quo tribute required sic transit gloria mundi if it stops itching over the weekend you'll be fine by Monday sub rosa a Mexican female submissive

LadyPact -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 12:41:50 AM)
15. Remember that you have no personal interest on forums. Your sole job in existing on such forums is so that you can wait with baited breath for someone to post any question that tumbles from their mind because they are new. 16. Never suggest books or any other type of research. Isn't that why we have forums? 17. While you are 'new' to the forum, you can be as socially unacceptable as you like.

WyldHrt -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 12:56:46 AM)
#17a- once you are no longer new, you will get crap for snarking at someone who is, even if they deserve it [;)]

NihilusZero -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 12:59:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b ad nauseum Rule #1. ad nauseam [;)]

Level -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 3:50:14 AM)
lol, "Hall Monitor". [:D] 18. At least once a week, start a thread full of shock and horror at the fakers! Be sure and ask if anyone else has noticed them. Demand to know what's being done.

NihilusZero -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 3:54:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level lol, "Hall Monitor". [:D] 18. At least once a week, start a thread full of shock and horror at the fakers! Be sure and ask if anyone else has noticed them. Demand to know what's being done. Dude. Totally go look at the front page of General right now. Quick! [:D]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 3:59:16 AM)
DAMN!! Level this is your fault! He probably looked here, saw your "rule" and scampered off to create a "everyone is fake" thread. I am holding you personally responsible for all such threads, watch your back, dude!

Level -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 4:13:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NihilusZero quote: ORIGINAL: Level lol, "Hall Monitor". [:D] 18. At least once a week, start a thread full of shock and horror at the fakers! Be sure and ask if anyone else has noticed them. Demand to know what's being done. Dude. Totally go look at the front page of General right now. Quick! [:D] Holy toledo....... [:(] Hey, if I add a "rule" about beautiful submissives needing to show up at my door, will it work that well?? [:D] Zephy: ooooooooooooooooh no, can't blame me! What about the other 99 threads begun before I wrote that? [:-]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 4:19:40 AM)
quote: Zephy: ooooooooooooooooh no, can't blame me! What about the other 99 threads begun before I wrote that? Let me clarify, I am holding you responsible for all future threads of this kind. You're in trouble, buster!

subtee -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 4:23:16 AM)
19. Stella rocks. 20. If you post a list awarding points to posters, prepare for bitterness and vitriol in return from those who don't earn any. ~runs off to post bitterness and vitriol on "The Official NA Point Thread - Prizes and Scores"~

Level -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 4:23:57 AM)
I................................... am innocent. [image]http://www.dlisted.com/files/Angels_Singing.jpg[/image] Even teh angels think so!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 4:27:18 AM)
You, Sir, are no angel, you are guilty as charged! Judge Judy

heartcream -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 4:51:46 AM)
22 Try and have an avatar that does not produce gag effect if wanting serious replies. 23. Beware of killing threads dead in their tracks. 24 Do not re-start old threads especially without mentioning having done so. 25. Try not to write all in upper case. 26. Dont worry if you feel all alone in your pov, you are not, it is more likely no one else wants to post anything in fear of scorn ridicule and basically being called names and told you are full of shit. 27. Dont be too threatened by the posters who behave very certain of their superiority. 28. Do not use the Message Board to troll for dates or diseases.

oceangem -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 5:43:50 AM)
29. Search, Search and Search before posting what you think has never been posted before.

sirsholly -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 6:04:52 AM)
30. Make up a false quote to back up the bullshit you are posting. Then when someone requests you cite your source, politely tell them to go fuck themselves.

RCdc -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 6:11:15 AM)
31. Avoid the meatloaf if offered, politely. the.dark.

Jeffff -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 6:14:51 AM)
Assume everything posted here is serious. ALWAYS listen to the Anteater! Jeffwey

mnottertail -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 6:18:06 AM)
tap taptaptap tap. ^ Learn to read this.

Jeffff -> RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora (2/1/2010 6:19:13 AM)
34? Google is your friend, use it

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