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Robot Bartender - 3/25/2006 4:47:17 PM

beachstoyboy

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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What' s your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says ... real slowly... "So... ya gonna vote for Hilary Clinton if she runs?"

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RE: Robot Bartender - 3/25/2006 7:09:42 PM

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Wow... it's a bar joke I haven't heard... Good job!

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RE: Robot Bartender - 3/28/2006 12:21:43 AM

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*gins* I'm glad to have found one for you!

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RE: Robot Bartender - 3/28/2006 7:06:59 PM

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Keep 'em coming!

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RE: Robot Bartender - 3/28/2006 10:43:35 PM

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wonder what else that robot can do.............. and i wonder how fast i can break it ROFL OOPS did i say that out loud.........................

~mumbles~ damn toys never last long enough with me......

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RE: Robot Bartender - 4/27/2006 2:08:01 PM

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just what we need - would save a lot of pointless small talk!

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