|
petmonkey -> RE: Topics you will never find on CM. (2/4/2010 3:38:03 PM)
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
The Ultimate Collarme Question (thanks to dcnovice)
Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their circumcised spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a boot-wearing pro domme (who is actually a taxi-driving switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies who've been scammed) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves who view shaved pubic hair as the ultimate act of submission and who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass, cross-dressing masochists who refer to themselves in the third person, fear their masters are ignoring them, fail to take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone, and spill drinks on colleagues they suspect of being dommes and for whom they would like to serve as toilet slaves?
ETA: I liked the earlier version ...
Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone and then bitch about the nerve and bad manners of the person they wrote not taking time to craft a thoughtfully worded answer to their one-line introductory e-mail?
LOL This wins.[sm=champ.gif] <---sunshinemiss'/dcnovice's trophy.
|
|
|
|
